Jacob Sheets
jacobsheets.bsky.social
Jacob Sheets
@jacobsheets.bsky.social
Work in longevity research at University of Michigan. Wayne State Football alumni. Detroit sports fan, Lions game attender
Family swapped to a pecan layer all the way down to the crust. So no Karo sedimentary layer. À la mode of course

Guess it’s more like a loose, warm pecan Sandy at that point but in my husky childhood mind nuts were healthy so it was better
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Then their offensive skill players would be legitimate NFL prospects unlike whatever you wanna call the Heupul era
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Huh, wonder why the entire Warhammer market has recently exploded in costs and all the Ork bois are unavailable?

Oh right….
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I quite enjoy the Stella Artois Liberte when out with friends who still drink. Sadly, it’s usually Heineken 0.0 that most places around Ann Arbor seem to stock
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
With Gibbs as the RB too. Feel like Monty pushes the pile on that 4th
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They mess around for 3.5Q on offense and their DL is a bunch of rabid dogs
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
New England. Drake Maye to the 🌕

May be keeping him in Fantasy next season so bias
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just traded for him in fantasy. I need it
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Mine is about to secure a winless season. Vs a team who’s HC was put on administrative leave 2 weeks ago, then resigned before picking up their first win last week. So I feel that in my bones. Hope they leave Tyrone Wheatley in the UP
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Someone has to fill up all those ice bath tubs for the baptisms
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You’ll pry those molded cleats from their cold, dead hands.

You know the coaches harped on wearing 7 studs and footing all week
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bills offense only has one healthy downfield option today and it’s a TE. Their OC better find a good real estate agent
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
TE3 in PPR
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just free fertilizer for next year!
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
4 mins left in the game and he’s calling a 3rd down, Do or die for Indiana
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sorry you’re not serious about the GAINZ and care about “flavor”
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yet to target Bowers in the 2H
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He’s in. Dolphins are just caving in their line. Had to start Allgeier this week due to byes
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I really hope he ends up a Lion. Have a feeling he might not make it to UDFA
October 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m just happy they haven’t put ads on the 4K CFB broadcasts yet
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
HDR and Dolby atmos on Peacock. Makes SNF much better as well
October 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
LaPorta Supporta
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM