Jacob Russell
@jacobrussell.space
Michigander believer and dad building the internet by day and dreaming of escaping to a cabin in the woods.
Love is everything.
Love is everything.
Still entertained that Drudge is the granddaddy of all these far-right news sites but has been consistently out on Trump for years. Don't have to hand it to him, but definitely a contrast.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Still entertained that Drudge is the granddaddy of all these far-right news sites but has been consistently out on Trump for years. Don't have to hand it to him, but definitely a contrast.
I loved The Mummy. I'm a fan of Fraser. I'd love for this to do well.
It just doesn't seem very likely to, and that's a bummer.
It just doesn't seem very likely to, and that's a bummer.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I loved The Mummy. I'm a fan of Fraser. I'd love for this to do well.
It just doesn't seem very likely to, and that's a bummer.
It just doesn't seem very likely to, and that's a bummer.
The Tigers best stretch comes, probably not coincidentally, just before we went to the 2012 World Series.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Tigers best stretch comes, probably not coincidentally, just before we went to the 2012 World Series.
Yeah... I might have to contest that one.
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yeah... I might have to contest that one.
I wonder if this dude, currently idling while parked in the school pick-up line before final bell, has checked the price of diesel recently...
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I wonder if this dude, currently idling while parked in the school pick-up line before final bell, has checked the price of diesel recently...
First they came for the frogs, and I said nothing because I don't eat frogs.
But now they're turning fish gay and how am I supposed to eat a gay fish?!
And it's in Frogmore, SC? You're not fooling me illuminati. I'm onto you.
But now they're turning fish gay and how am I supposed to eat a gay fish?!
And it's in Frogmore, SC? You're not fooling me illuminati. I'm onto you.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
First they came for the frogs, and I said nothing because I don't eat frogs.
But now they're turning fish gay and how am I supposed to eat a gay fish?!
And it's in Frogmore, SC? You're not fooling me illuminati. I'm onto you.
But now they're turning fish gay and how am I supposed to eat a gay fish?!
And it's in Frogmore, SC? You're not fooling me illuminati. I'm onto you.
It's after midnight, I've had a beer (a Founders KBS more than half a decade old), and I have so many thoughts on the world especially at the intersection of politics and religion, ever safe ground.
I give into the urge that's been building for months.
I buy a new domain name.
I give into the urge that's been building for months.
I buy a new domain name.
September 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It's after midnight, I've had a beer (a Founders KBS more than half a decade old), and I have so many thoughts on the world especially at the intersection of politics and religion, ever safe ground.
I give into the urge that's been building for months.
I buy a new domain name.
I give into the urge that's been building for months.
I buy a new domain name.
Have you written to your Rep or Senator today?
Senator Gary Peters voted Yes on the CR earlier this year. I'm doing my part to push him not to do it again.
Senator Gary Peters voted Yes on the CR earlier this year. I'm doing my part to push him not to do it again.
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Have you written to your Rep or Senator today?
Senator Gary Peters voted Yes on the CR earlier this year. I'm doing my part to push him not to do it again.
Senator Gary Peters voted Yes on the CR earlier this year. I'm doing my part to push him not to do it again.
I was going to post and complain about how I miss these old Goldfish boxes, because now I can only find little bags or the enormous milk carton shaped boxes.
I looked at the small "family size" bag I have here to compare size...
... and realized both are 10oz.
You win this time, Pepperidge Farm.
I looked at the small "family size" bag I have here to compare size...
... and realized both are 10oz.
You win this time, Pepperidge Farm.
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I was going to post and complain about how I miss these old Goldfish boxes, because now I can only find little bags or the enormous milk carton shaped boxes.
I looked at the small "family size" bag I have here to compare size...
... and realized both are 10oz.
You win this time, Pepperidge Farm.
I looked at the small "family size" bag I have here to compare size...
... and realized both are 10oz.
You win this time, Pepperidge Farm.
This image came across my Facebook feed just now and it may be the most absurd and out-of-line Kirk eulogizing I've seen yet. There's layers and layers wrong with it, but not least is that CK is on record attacking MLK!
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This image came across my Facebook feed just now and it may be the most absurd and out-of-line Kirk eulogizing I've seen yet. There's layers and layers wrong with it, but not least is that CK is on record attacking MLK!
Sharing for a better timeline. This is Chief. He is a good kitty.
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sharing for a better timeline. This is Chief. He is a good kitty.
Mine are a mix of "Look at all the amazing players the Tigers let go of." and "Favorite mid-bottom end players." All are from their time as Tigers, and weight is given for good beards (Joba had a great one) and utility players.
Love me a utility player. Hate building a team to a budget.
Love me a utility player. Hate building a team to a budget.
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mine are a mix of "Look at all the amazing players the Tigers let go of." and "Favorite mid-bottom end players." All are from their time as Tigers, and weight is given for good beards (Joba had a great one) and utility players.
Love me a utility player. Hate building a team to a budget.
Love me a utility player. Hate building a team to a budget.
You're not wrong, and I acknowledge that difference, but it also comes with the territory of running for high office today. I wouldn't want that heat either, but she chose this.
What really got me was her bending the knee and losing the high ground of moral resistance.
What really got me was her bending the knee and losing the high ground of moral resistance.
August 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You're not wrong, and I acknowledge that difference, but it also comes with the territory of running for high office today. I wouldn't want that heat either, but she chose this.
What really got me was her bending the knee and losing the high ground of moral resistance.
What really got me was her bending the knee and losing the high ground of moral resistance.
Seen parked at a local diner this morning; what's your best caption?
August 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Seen parked at a local diner this morning; what's your best caption?
RIP my hard mode Wordle streak, made it to 145 days.
July 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
RIP my hard mode Wordle streak, made it to 145 days.
Why build a simple plumbing solution when I can build a way more complex and awesome solution?
July 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Why build a simple plumbing solution when I can build a way more complex and awesome solution?
This is Charles Emerson Russell I, or Charlie for short.
June 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is Charles Emerson Russell I, or Charlie for short.
It's easy y'all, just block.
No, it doesn't matter that he's newsworthy. No, you don't need to quote dunk. No, you don't have to engage.
Treat him like the troll he is and shun.
No, it doesn't matter that he's newsworthy. No, you don't need to quote dunk. No, you don't have to engage.
Treat him like the troll he is and shun.
June 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's easy y'all, just block.
No, it doesn't matter that he's newsworthy. No, you don't need to quote dunk. No, you don't have to engage.
Treat him like the troll he is and shun.
No, it doesn't matter that he's newsworthy. No, you don't need to quote dunk. No, you don't have to engage.
Treat him like the troll he is and shun.
100 day hard mode Wordle streak! I am unreasonably proud of this. I'm just sad they fixed the rounding on win percentage, can't get it to tick back to 100 anymore.
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June 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
100 day hard mode Wordle streak! I am unreasonably proud of this. I'm just sad they fixed the rounding on win percentage, can't get it to tick back to 100 anymore.
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That's dumb, strong women are awesome.
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
That's dumb, strong women are awesome.