Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷
@jacobgood.bsky.social
Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Why even cancel it except to be cruel?
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why even cancel it except to be cruel?
A spouse. You're looking for a spouse.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A spouse. You're looking for a spouse.
If he wasn't a horrible person, I would tell everyone to leave him alone. I mean, a 79-year-old man is gonna fall asleep a lot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If he wasn't a horrible person, I would tell everyone to leave him alone. I mean, a 79-year-old man is gonna fall asleep a lot.
If I won the lottery, I would go to the bank in street urchin clothing just to withdraw ten dollars.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If I won the lottery, I would go to the bank in street urchin clothing just to withdraw ten dollars.
Pratchett could really turn a phrase.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Pratchett could really turn a phrase.
New Bond villain/love interest?
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
New Bond villain/love interest?
I veel splash dee pot venevur dee vuck I vant!
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I veel splash dee pot venevur dee vuck I vant!
Banana Phone: Ring ring ring ring ring ring r-
Raffi: WHAT? Fucking what?!
Raffi: WHAT? Fucking what?!
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Banana Phone: Ring ring ring ring ring ring r-
Raffi: WHAT? Fucking what?!
Raffi: WHAT? Fucking what?!
Live. Die. Repeat. is a great title. I can't believe they changed it. Add me to the list of people that never saw it in theaters because "Edge of Tomorrow" sounds like it stars Ralph Fiennes in Victorian garb.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Live. Die. Repeat. is a great title. I can't believe they changed it. Add me to the list of people that never saw it in theaters because "Edge of Tomorrow" sounds like it stars Ralph Fiennes in Victorian garb.
"Cigarettes may have been a masterstroke by BIL."
BIL:
BIL:
a shirtless man with tattoos says at the time it sounded like a good idea netflix
ALT: a shirtless man with tattoos says at the time it sounded like a good idea netflix
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Cigarettes may have been a masterstroke by BIL."
BIL:
BIL:
This used to be a respectable country. Back in my day you got two Lokos and nobody complained. Now everybody is "transgender" this and "I deserve more Lokos" that.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This used to be a respectable country. Back in my day you got two Lokos and nobody complained. Now everybody is "transgender" this and "I deserve more Lokos" that.
Up on the rooftop
Click click click
Santa's yelling suck m-
Click click click
Santa's yelling suck m-
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Up on the rooftop
Click click click
Santa's yelling suck m-
Click click click
Santa's yelling suck m-
Playoff Darnold gets the Seahawks out of the Wild Card if they're lucky.
The Broncos are really trying to prove "Just Win, Baby!" by winning every game 10-9.
Drake Maye gets to the AFC Championship if Daniel Jones pulls a Daniel Jones, but stupid Playoff Mahomes stumbles into the Super Bowl.
The Broncos are really trying to prove "Just Win, Baby!" by winning every game 10-9.
Drake Maye gets to the AFC Championship if Daniel Jones pulls a Daniel Jones, but stupid Playoff Mahomes stumbles into the Super Bowl.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Playoff Darnold gets the Seahawks out of the Wild Card if they're lucky.
The Broncos are really trying to prove "Just Win, Baby!" by winning every game 10-9.
Drake Maye gets to the AFC Championship if Daniel Jones pulls a Daniel Jones, but stupid Playoff Mahomes stumbles into the Super Bowl.
The Broncos are really trying to prove "Just Win, Baby!" by winning every game 10-9.
Drake Maye gets to the AFC Championship if Daniel Jones pulls a Daniel Jones, but stupid Playoff Mahomes stumbles into the Super Bowl.
Here comes the newest group of graduates and...oh no, Linda McMahon has a chair! What's she gonna do with that ch- oh my god, the Undertaker is right behind McMahon! TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER! TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER!
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here comes the newest group of graduates and...oh no, Linda McMahon has a chair! What's she gonna do with that ch- oh my god, the Undertaker is right behind McMahon! TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER! TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER!
He seems to be struggling with this. Maybe he should write a book called "My Struggle."
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
He seems to be struggling with this. Maybe he should write a book called "My Struggle."
I just searched for a strikethrough generator. www.piliapp.com/cool-text/st...
I don't know if this is the best site, it was just the first one I found.
I don't know if this is the best site, it was just the first one I found.
Strikethrough text generator ( ̶S̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶-̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶)
www.piliapp.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I just searched for a strikethrough generator. www.piliapp.com/cool-text/st...
I don't know if this is the best site, it was just the first one I found.
I don't know if this is the best site, it was just the first one I found.
"And if t̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶y̶e̶ women minding their own business offend thee ̶p̶l̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶e̶"̶ blast them on social media."
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"And if t̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶y̶e̶ women minding their own business offend thee ̶p̶l̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶e̶"̶ blast them on social media."
There's the mainstream media, asking the important questions...that have already been asked and answered a thousand times.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There's the mainstream media, asking the important questions...that have already been asked and answered a thousand times.
Undiagnosed ADHD and a lot of mistakes.
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Undiagnosed ADHD and a lot of mistakes.
I think this is the pinnacle of a series that is all great.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think this is the pinnacle of a series that is all great.
A fairest autumn
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A fairest autumn
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
The press are like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, but they never actually understand Ned Ryerson.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The press are like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, but they never actually understand Ned Ryerson.
The people who are paid by tax dollars and receive free healthcare provided by the taxpayers are condemning socialism?
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The people who are paid by tax dollars and receive free healthcare provided by the taxpayers are condemning socialism?