Jacob White
jacobethanwhite.bsky.social
Jacob White
@jacobethanwhite.bsky.social
My lock screen has slowly been lighting off the screen over the last few days.
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My favorite part of Christmas is when the cats leave presents under the tree.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hauls drywall, seats 8. Minivans are underrated.
August 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This showed up in my yard.
August 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
July 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Why isn’t there anyway to search near by businesses or listed phone numbers right in the phone app?

No new ui needed just get results from the internet and put them here.
July 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
June 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This riot is really getting out of control.
June 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I did it
June 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine not being part of the contiguous United States.
June 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just me and my fellow big dogs.
June 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
June 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
May 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
May 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This is like the marshmallow test but if you wait too long you die and don’t get the most marshmallows.

And someone’s probably going to raid the marshmallow bag before you get there.
May 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
April 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Vote Red
April 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why does the FaceTime icon scooch over?
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why don’t the back arrows line up?
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someday they’ll be hanging this up in a museum wondering why I was so unappreciated in my time:
January 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
January 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
December 15, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Stop resisting...

The Christmas spirit
December 10, 2024 at 2:16 AM
It’s not a phase
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM