Jake Albano
@jacobalbano.com
Trying to be a little better each day
All computers must shut up
日本語おｋ
All computers must shut up
日本語おｋ
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Reposted by Jake Albano
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
Reposted by Jake Albano
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
For my inaugural Bluesky post (marking my tentative return to social media after almost three years): my thoughts about slop, value, and the internet future I hope to see.
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jacobalbano.com/2026/02/03/i...
If it’s not worth your time, it’s not worth mine
The other day I was browsing around the small web, ostensibly a selection of websites run by real people about their own interests with no profit motive. It sounds like a really cool project in this i...
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February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
For my inaugural Bluesky post (marking my tentative return to social media after almost three years): my thoughts about slop, value, and the internet future I hope to see.
jacobalbano.com/2026/02/03/i...
jacobalbano.com/2026/02/03/i...