Jack Wellborn
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Jack Wellborn
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Work in ad tech. Live in Texas. Oh god, what have I done with my life!?
At least it's not like you talk professionally or anything like that.
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pole hugging leads to pole dancing, which leads to lap dancing, and then what? Private rooms, Dave. Private rooms with the grossest people you can possibly imagine. Do you want poor vulnerable NFL players who just wanted to dance forced to do into private rooms? Don't you care about player safety!?
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This isn’t to suggest that The Verge or Victoria Song lifted the take from my rinky-dink blog, rather to call out how that post continues to age particularly well.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Good work. Letting go is always hard.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I believe the sequel’s working title is “Ben McA-Two”.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
How much Fox News does he watch?
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bacon egg and cheese?
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
More than once I've seen misogynists reveal themselves when a woman asserts herself in a way they'd accept with male colleagues. They never say "I can't believe a woman did/acted like that". It's that the person/people they complain about just so happen to be women.
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How did this get published?
a. Paradox of Tolerance
b. Clickbait
c. Novelty bias
d. Attempt to attract MAGA readers
e. All of the above
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fashy rag.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I wrote a little more about how MacMoji came to be here: wormsandviruses.com/2025/11/intr...
Introducing MacMoji Stickers – Worms and Viruses
wormsandviruses.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Jets should send flowers to Arizona.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just another illustration of how much cost and money is social construct the reflects the values of those who have it. So many times we are told "that wouldn't be profitable" when the reality is "rich people don't value it".
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Robert Mays kindly pointed out that players don't bust and it's usually unfair to say as much. If anything, picks bust when *teams* over evaluate/draft a prospect. For example, picking Shedeur at 2 overall would have very likely been a busted pick for Cleveland, whereas picking him at 144 is fine.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM