I’m becoming socially conservative in that I’m becoming a real tightass about civic virtue & honor. Fuck your boyfriend & his husband wearing dogsuits in private if you want, I don’t care at all, but I’m becoming pretty humorless about people feeling they have no obligation to any civic project

“Predominant”
“Good and proper”

When I was in kindergarten, I wanted to sound fancy, so I tried to use as many prepositions and adult phrases in a summary of my summer reading book. I picked up on the cringe even then.

Both the posts and the comments really feel like a dead internet space here - what is everyone saying

CEO of Big Guilt is a great name for the Pope

We should protest the military parade and stand in its way

I think if caps lock is on and you type the exact capitalization inverse of your password it should still work because the keystrokes were the same

I got actively annoyed at the number of people in bunny ears I was seeing on the internet today and then remembered it is in fact rabbit day

All this chatter about evil being banal in the last three years and the bad guys heard that as a challenge huh

Normally people rely on god for addiction and family tension, but football players rely on god to escape questions that would make them seem self-absorbed

I just want to be so clear that if my Airbuds shows me listening to something embarrassing it’s because Apple decided it belongs in my radio because I listened to it like 18 times when I was 17

At the Wiccan keg stand when bond brother says “Ayo who free bled in the jungle juice”

Good morning, the public hearing on UNC's plan switch to burning plastic and wood pellets (containing PFAS) at its power plant in downtown Chapel Hill is in Hillsborough.
Help us get a hearing in Chapel Hill so the town and campus community can better participate
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Silly of my soul to have been reincarnated during the repetition of this history as farce

Starting a conspiracy theory that gen alpha slang is the slow work of the weapon God uses to Tower of Babel us