Tomm Moppolliss
@jacksonbollocks.bsky.social
Philadelphia based Germ Incubation Unit, got me a fuzzy dog got me a furry dog. Stand Up Comedian, Author. Serial Libator. Instagram: thesaintamant
Many people in chicago are lining up to take home little pieces of the leprchaun that succumbed to inclement weather over the weekend.
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Many people in chicago are lining up to take home little pieces of the leprchaun that succumbed to inclement weather over the weekend.
Im sorry mom it’s not a phase i’m genuinely sleeping around with all your friends ;)
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Im sorry mom it’s not a phase i’m genuinely sleeping around with all your friends ;)
Gentleman children are hard at work laying the foundation for the crisis centers that will save the lives of many at risk suburban war veterans.
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Gentleman children are hard at work laying the foundation for the crisis centers that will save the lives of many at risk suburban war veterans.
I got a simple perogative: eat, skeet, and wake the fuck up again.
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I got a simple perogative: eat, skeet, and wake the fuck up again.
Huge yellowstone geyser has been found to be spraying vast quantities of magma-hot estrogen! Please keep your male dogs away from it and let your female dogs run riot right into it’s gaping maw!
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Huge yellowstone geyser has been found to be spraying vast quantities of magma-hot estrogen! Please keep your male dogs away from it and let your female dogs run riot right into it’s gaping maw!
Play ping pong with those that would reject you, those that would strip you bare and defame you. Play ping pong with them because they are simply the ones that need it the most.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Play ping pong with those that would reject you, those that would strip you bare and defame you. Play ping pong with them because they are simply the ones that need it the most.
Runaway carousel near my house caught fire yesterday but i wasn’t around to care too busy riding real horses on highly dangerous courses with spikes and ramps
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Runaway carousel near my house caught fire yesterday but i wasn’t around to care too busy riding real horses on highly dangerous courses with spikes and ramps
The employees at wegmans walk all over me. Everyone else does already so isn’t it about time they had a turn?
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The employees at wegmans walk all over me. Everyone else does already so isn’t it about time they had a turn?
Ahoy there! I see you over there! No need to be shy I got taffy back at my place for someone as cool looking as you!
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Ahoy there! I see you over there! No need to be shy I got taffy back at my place for someone as cool looking as you!
Best Western Motel casino and meadow and she wont be seeing the outside of her room ever again.
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Best Western Motel casino and meadow and she wont be seeing the outside of her room ever again.
Somberly waving my little hands around in extreme fear over on 5th street if you see me, please feed me
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Somberly waving my little hands around in extreme fear over on 5th street if you see me, please feed me
*Lookin at Orion* Hey buddy we know you got a belt, when oh when are you gonna buy some pants???
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
*Lookin at Orion* Hey buddy we know you got a belt, when oh when are you gonna buy some pants???
November 17, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Are they still making a #spiderman movie? No way they’d lose so much money
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Are they still making a #spiderman movie? No way they’d lose so much money
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
November 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Hey good to see everyone thanks for having me up here today!
November 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hey good to see everyone thanks for having me up here today!
Changing Mealworms into Mealtickets, one day at a time.
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Changing Mealworms into Mealtickets, one day at a time.
Well, we HAD a blue child, somewhere off in that direction but he may or may not still be there
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Well, we HAD a blue child, somewhere off in that direction but he may or may not still be there
*Me confronting a guilty looking kid with his closed mouth full of something that shouldnt be in there*
Open up! >:(
Open up! >:(
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 AM
*Me confronting a guilty looking kid with his closed mouth full of something that shouldnt be in there*
Open up! >:(
Open up! >:(