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Jack
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I'm 31 and I like Nintendo and Lego and Bethesda games and Silver Jews and Weezer and Keane and The Killers and Meat Loaf. Oh and ghosts.
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Imagine having to go to a real physical gallery to see art and it's all like paintings of old dudes in fields instead of monster girls kissing
I want to like fire emblem but whenever I play it I just wish I was playing advance wars instead
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Quick roundup of games I've tried/played recently.

Fantasy life: playing now, got the DLC, very nice

Nier Automata: fun gameplay, kinda hated the story

The GameCube fire emblem: didn't play it for long, but it was so boring

Skyrim on switch 2: crashed

Deadly premonition on switch 2: crashed
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Finally played the Wii version of Dead Rising and

it's good?

Some "compromises" compared to the 360 version, but enough is changed, with things like the removal of the time limit and much much more focus on guns, to easily make this a worthwhile experience.
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Midgar Chorus Kids
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Monster Original tastes better drank normally. Monster Aussie Lemonade tastes better through a straw. Testing hasn't been conducted on other flavours.
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Played Nier Automata
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
A day where I deserve to be run over by a train as a little treat
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I love medieval castles in Japanese games. They always make them these oversized haunting spaces. Just ran through one in Nier Automata.
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Oh yeah. I expected my playtime this year to be higher t b h. Had a hard time choosing a favourite game between hyrule warriors and doom eternal.
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Completed Monster Hunter Stories. I'm really fond of it :-) despite other monster hunter games being hard to like. now to collect the remaining monsties and craft more armour and weapons and stuff
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Finally deleted my Twitter. A bit bummed to lose my fifteen years of posting but ah well.
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I love this little thing. Very fluffy and small.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Finally managed to beat up a pink rathian in monster hunter stories 👊🐉💀
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Every year just keeps on happening
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Whenever I'm in a bad mood trying to do anything feels like trying to drag myself through varying thicknesses of mud, sometimes with needles in it.
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose a winner in ten hours.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We should call them Metroidvanias because people know what it means.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I got Patapon for the switch and I'm sorry but playing that on a non playstation is fucked up the drums literally have playstation button icons on them
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Got Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 for £40 brand new... he he he
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yeah I think I can get on board with this Chibi Robo thing
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trailer for next episode of amazing digital circus gave me chills maaaaaan I cannot wait
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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"videogame" is not ensouled
"computer game" contains a great deal of spirit
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Idk how Taylor Swift got in there. There wasn't a single song of hers in my top 100.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
He's just like me fr fr
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I never liked the bit in Muppet Treasure Island when Rizzo says "I smell a bozo..." then Beaker is propelled by an explosion and gets his head stuck in a wall. I thought Rizzo was saying he could smell the explosive and little me didn't understand.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM