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Jack
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Absolutely abysmal at this whole social media thing, but trying!

Minors DNI

Furry, 30, IT (stop me if you've heard that one before), bi, single.

Magic: the gathering, FF14, any old survival horror game, and big RPG fan in general.
Trans rights. BLM.
I bet the orphanage he runs has a PS2 with: katamari, sonic heroes, monkey ball, and a train sim.
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nooooo 😭
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Apparently the team behind it worked on DMC 1 and 4 and sengoku basara so it's got a pretty good pedigree!
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's so bad. I thought old corporate commercials had no soul, but man, this really takes the cake.

They couldn't even be assed to keep the rhyme scheme.
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Santa is gonna be PISSED if we're still here
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
No, but also I think this is a German commercial (judging from the German text at the end, although it wouldn't surprise me if this is a global commercial that just got German text slapped on at the end).
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I believe
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM