Same. Really don't know why. But it's true and I accept it

Finish each other's sentences or gently correct each other mid sentence.

Once that happens they have to turn in their cishet card at the local Harbor Freight or Ace Hardware.

You joke but I can't buy any shirts with lettering on them from Amazon. I send them all back bc the dang lettering is always...and I mean always...reversed.

I hear she's a secret Communist who wants to take away rich peoples homes and make cheap apartments for the poors.

At least, that's what I voted for.

You are 100% correct. Not that it's any consolation, it's a second hand phone. If there's a better option, I'm for it.

I'll never give a Nazi time, money, or clicks.

Any South Seattle recommendations?

I'm with you.
I checked the weather and it's what I'd wear jeans and a t shirt, hoodie either tied up or on me but unzipped.
YET...
All this week I'm bundled up like an old timey Arctic expedition and it's still not enough!

/jk incoming but pretend you don't know this:

Don't do that. Don't oversimplify a workout like that. There's proper form and regimen to prevent injury and promote efficient muscle activation. Here's a fitness video:
*posts a Monty Python silly walks gif*

Grossly inappropriate and disrespectful. She would have loved it. I approve.

Remember, knuckle tats have to be menacing AND express your love for Christ. Fine line, I know.

It's not a big deal. But there's...how to explain.
You know how sometimes we say someone's hair is a birds nest when they haven't brushed it? Or ratty hair? Even mousy hair, which is actually a style?
So...uh...nvm. I have to go. My house is on fire and I need to water it. gtg ktxbai

Sounds like one of those European board games. And can the kids play too? I noticed one of our kids got a nintendos which I will take back to the store tomorrow. Should I pick this up while I'm at it? /best uncle //the kids parents will appreciate my looking out for the youngsters

I have no idea what the Florida I just read. So I hearted it
Good work.

Dude went from being my hero to "live/let live" to realizing this guy is just a straight up narcissistic ahole the more he opened his mouth at repeat hearings.

The kind of dummy who gets offended if there's consequences to his actions. I know this type well, having grown up under one.

That's a thing that ticks me off about Seattle. Great coffee culture. But their cafes open at like 10am and close at 2. Oh, and no drip coffee. smh

Well I think your hair looks like a...
*thinks of snarky comment: *
really nice and I like it!
*sticks out tongue and runs away*

I'm spending the holidays alone. Volunteered to work Xmas/NYE. I'm done with toxic relationships from anyone.
So I see you and we got this. Enjoy your wine or any beverage of choice responsibly. And be at peace.