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IF you want to be a throwback to terrible 90's SOV slasher movies, you don't have to nail the TERRIBLE part so well. #jackmeatsflix
Fisted! (2025)
IF you want to be a throwback to terrible 90's SOV slasher movies, you don't have to nail the TERRIBLE part so well. #jackmeatsflix
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January 26, 2026 at 8:19 AM
IF you want to be a throwback to terrible 90's SOV slasher movies, you don't have to nail the TERRIBLE part so well. #jackmeatsflix
Equal parts tragic romance and stylish horror, Besson’s Dracula is a feast for the eyes, anchored by solid performances. #jackmeatsflix
Dracula (2025)
Equal parts tragic romance and stylish horror, Besson’s Dracula is a feast for the eyes, anchored by solid performances. #jackmeatsflix
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January 25, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Equal parts tragic romance and stylish horror, Besson’s Dracula is a feast for the eyes, anchored by solid performances. #jackmeatsflix
Jeff Speakman kicks plenty of ass, but Street Knight never hits like The Perfect Weapon. Still fun, still fast, still very ’90s. #jackmeatsflix
Street Knight (1993)
Jeff Speakman kicks plenty of ass, but Street Knight never hits like The Perfect Weapon. Still fun, still fast, still very ’90s. #jackmeatsflix
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January 24, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Jeff Speakman kicks plenty of ass, but Street Knight never hits like The Perfect Weapon. Still fun, still fast, still very ’90s. #jackmeatsflix
Ridiculous, self-aware sexploitation comedy pretending to be horror. Unfortunately, the killer robots forgot the killing part. #jackmeatsflix
Psycho Sex Dolls (2025)
Ridiculous, self-aware sexploitation comedy pretending to be horror. Unfortunately, the killer robots forgot the killing part. #jackmeatsflix
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January 23, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Ridiculous, self-aware sexploitation comedy pretending to be horror. Unfortunately, the killer robots forgot the killing part. #jackmeatsflix
Boy Kills World will appeal to fans of high-energy, blood-drenched action with a touch of surrealism. #jackmeatsflix
Boy Kills World (2023)
Boy Kills World will appeal to fans of high-energy, blood-drenched action with a touch of surrealism. #jackmeatsflix
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January 22, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Boy Kills World will appeal to fans of high-energy, blood-drenched action with a touch of surrealism. #jackmeatsflix
Feels like a lost VHS slasher with a killer in an outfit you could DIY and a conspiracy far messier than needed. #jackmeatsflix
Doctor Plague (2026)
Feels like a lost VHS slasher with a killer in an outfit you could DIY and a conspiracy far messier than needed. #jackmeatsflix
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January 21, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Feels like a lost VHS slasher with a killer in an outfit you could DIY and a conspiracy far messier than needed. #jackmeatsflix
Self-Help feels like it’s constantly about to go off the rails, then politely decides not to. #jackmeatsflix
Self-Help (2025)
Self-Help feels like it’s constantly about to go off the rails, then politely decides not to. #jackmeatsflix
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January 20, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Self-Help feels like it’s constantly about to go off the rails, then politely decides not to. #jackmeatsflix
Horror royalty assembles for a paycheck parade through a bland, soap-opera demon flick that confuses gore for substance. #jackmeatsflix
The Devil’s Disciples (2024)
Horror royalty assembles for a paycheck parade through a bland, soap-opera demon flick that confuses gore for substance. #jackmeatsflix
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January 19, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Horror royalty assembles for a paycheck parade through a bland, soap-opera demon flick that confuses gore for substance. #jackmeatsflix
The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix
Dust Bunny (2025)
The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix
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January 18, 2026 at 8:57 AM
The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix
Feels less like a movie and more like an excuse to grope actresses with Halloween props. 66 minutes felt eternal. #jackmeatsflix
The Centipede Strangler (2025)
Feels less like a movie and more like an excuse to grope actresses with Halloween props. 66 minutes felt eternal. #jackmeatsflix
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January 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Feels less like a movie and more like an excuse to grope actresses with Halloween props. 66 minutes felt eternal. #jackmeatsflix
A Saw-lite online nightmare where likes mean survival, proving once again that social media was a mistake. #jackmeatsflix
Death Count (2022)
A Saw-lite online nightmare where likes mean survival, proving once again that social media was a mistake. #jackmeatsflix
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January 16, 2026 at 8:27 AM
A Saw-lite online nightmare where likes mean survival, proving once again that social media was a mistake. #jackmeatsflix
Beneath the gunfights lies a tragic tale of friendship destroyed, proving Bullet in the Head remains powerful even decades later. #jackmeatsflix
Bullet in the Head (1990)
Beneath the gunfights lies a tragic tale of friendship destroyed, proving Bullet in the Head remains powerful even decades later. #jackmeatsflix
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January 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Beneath the gunfights lies a tragic tale of friendship destroyed, proving Bullet in the Head remains powerful even decades later. #jackmeatsflix
A slow-burn sci-fi thriller where uncertainty fuels dread as a traumatized man questions whether he was abducted or just broken. #jackmeatsflix
Descendent (2025)
A slow-burn sci-fi thriller where uncertainty fuels dread as a traumatized man questions whether he was abducted or just broken. #jackmeatsflix
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January 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
A slow-burn sci-fi thriller where uncertainty fuels dread as a traumatized man questions whether he was abducted or just broken. #jackmeatsflix
Fans of the Italian zombie genre of the early 80s are clearly the target audience for this forgettable entry into a crowded field. #jackmeatsflix
Nightmare City (1980)
Fans of the Italian zombie genre of the early 80s are clearly the target audience for this forgettable entry into a crowded field. #jackmeatsflix
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January 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Fans of the Italian zombie genre of the early 80s are clearly the target audience for this forgettable entry into a crowded field. #jackmeatsflix
A grief-stricken mother spirals through fractured dreams and waking nightmares as trauma and reality begin dangerously overlapping. #jackmeatsflix
Sleepwalker (2026)
A grief-stricken mother spirals through fractured dreams and waking nightmares as trauma and reality begin dangerously overlapping. #jackmeatsflix
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January 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
A grief-stricken mother spirals through fractured dreams and waking nightmares as trauma and reality begin dangerously overlapping. #jackmeatsflix
Well acted and nicely shot, The Ruse builds solid suspense, even if stiff performances and offscreen kills hold it back. #jackmeatsflix
The Ruse (2025)
Well acted and nicely shot, The Ruse builds solid suspense, even if stiff performances and offscreen kills hold it back. #jackmeatsflix
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January 11, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Well acted and nicely shot, The Ruse builds solid suspense, even if stiff performances and offscreen kills hold it back. #jackmeatsflix
Not great, not terrible. Mr. Buzzkill offers satisfying kills and camp slasher vibes, even if the story trips over itself. #jackmeatsflix
Mr. Buzzkill (2025)
Not great, not terrible. Mr. Buzzkill offers satisfying kills and camp slasher vibes, even if the story trips over itself. #jackmeatsflix
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January 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Not great, not terrible. Mr. Buzzkill offers satisfying kills and camp slasher vibes, even if the story trips over itself. #jackmeatsflix
Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix
Predator: Badlands (2025)
Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix
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January 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix
This self-aware Swissploitation romp turns lactose intolerance into oppression and revenge into a wildly messy splatter fantasy. #jackmeatsflix
Mad Heidi (2022)
This self-aware Swissploitation romp turns lactose intolerance into oppression and revenge into a wildly messy splatter fantasy. #jackmeatsflix
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January 8, 2026 at 8:24 AM
This self-aware Swissploitation romp turns lactose intolerance into oppression and revenge into a wildly messy splatter fantasy. #jackmeatsflix
A chilling blend of true crime and horror, Strange Harvest turns a routine welfare check into a disturbing, slow-burn nightmare. #jackmeatsflix
Strange Harvest (2025)
A chilling blend of true crime and horror, Strange Harvest turns a routine welfare check into a disturbing, slow-burn nightmare. #jackmeatsflix
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January 7, 2026 at 8:17 AM
A chilling blend of true crime and horror, Strange Harvest turns a routine welfare check into a disturbing, slow-burn nightmare. #jackmeatsflix
Human remote-control chaos sounds exciting until the train looks cheap and the screenplay forgets how brains work. #jackmeatsflix
Speed Train (2025)
Human remote-control chaos sounds exciting until the train looks cheap and the screenplay forgets how brains work. #jackmeatsflix
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January 6, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Human remote-control chaos sounds exciting until the train looks cheap and the screenplay forgets how brains work. #jackmeatsflix
Before Romancing the Stone, there was this much slower and less entertaining jewel heist flick that also involved emeralds. #jackmeatsflix
Green Ice (1981)
Before Romancing the Stone, there was this much slower and less entertaining jewel heist flick that also involved emeralds. #jackmeatsflix
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January 5, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Before Romancing the Stone, there was this much slower and less entertaining jewel heist flick that also involved emeralds. #jackmeatsflix
Instead of a movie review, here is my TOP TEN (eleven, really) HORROR flix of 2025. Let me know what I missed. #jackmeatsflix
Top Ten Horror 2025
Instead of a movie review, here is my TOP TEN (eleven, really) HORROR flix of 2025. Let me know what I missed. #jackmeatsflix
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January 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Instead of a movie review, here is my TOP TEN (eleven, really) HORROR flix of 2025. Let me know what I missed. #jackmeatsflix
The R.I.P Man makes one thing clear - if chattering teeth show up, your dental plan has officially expired. #jackmeatsflix
The R.I.P Man (2025)
The R.I.P Man makes one thing clear - if chattering teeth show up, your dental plan has officially expired. #jackmeatsflix
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January 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
The R.I.P Man makes one thing clear - if chattering teeth show up, your dental plan has officially expired. #jackmeatsflix
Bikini Guillotine is a wannabe slasher so bloodless and confused its characters might’ve died from embarrassment offscreen. #jackmeatsflix
Bikini Guillotine (2025)
Bikini Guillotine is a wannabe slasher so bloodless and confused its characters might’ve died from embarrassment offscreen. #jackmeatsflix
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January 2, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Bikini Guillotine is a wannabe slasher so bloodless and confused its characters might’ve died from embarrassment offscreen. #jackmeatsflix