Jackie Smith
@jackieesmith.bsky.social
terrible skateboarder, bad golfer, average tennis player, keen drinker
The Lord Stanley Xmas party. What a triumph of an evening for the locals and the community to get together. And get drunk 😂
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Lord Stanley Xmas party. What a triumph of an evening for the locals and the community to get together. And get drunk 😂
Xmas party no.1 done - absolutely amazing carvery at @EnfieldGC with the women’s section for our Xmas dinner 🎄🧑🎄
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Xmas party no.1 done - absolutely amazing carvery at @EnfieldGC with the women’s section for our Xmas dinner 🎄🧑🎄
Oh, I always thought it was “Steak Knife” 🤷♀️
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Oh, I always thought it was “Steak Knife” 🤷♀️
The good news is that this year when the comp got called off and I had to turn the car around my original parking spot was still available. 😂
Golf club Xmas comp and meal - Every year it’s the same. Get up at the crack of dawn, dress up in an elf’s costume, pack your bag with proper clothes, get into the car in the pitch black and listen to everyone debate whether we should be playing (of course we shouldn’t!) …. ☔️💧
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The good news is that this year when the comp got called off and I had to turn the car around my original parking spot was still available. 😂
Golf club Xmas comp and meal - Every year it’s the same. Get up at the crack of dawn, dress up in an elf’s costume, pack your bag with proper clothes, get into the car in the pitch black and listen to everyone debate whether we should be playing (of course we shouldn’t!) …. ☔️💧
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Golf club Xmas comp and meal - Every year it’s the same. Get up at the crack of dawn, dress up in an elf’s costume, pack your bag with proper clothes, get into the car in the pitch black and listen to everyone debate whether we should be playing (of course we shouldn’t!) …. ☔️💧
Parking round my way. What is absolutely astounding is they had plenty of room behind their car at the end of the section.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Parking round my way. What is absolutely astounding is they had plenty of room behind their car at the end of the section.
When I was younger we used to have this “3 cab” rule anywhere in central London whereby if you were standing at a bus stop and 3 black cabs with their lights on went past before the bus came you had to get the next black cab…. 1/2
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When I was younger we used to have this “3 cab” rule anywhere in central London whereby if you were standing at a bus stop and 3 black cabs with their lights on went past before the bus came you had to get the next black cab…. 1/2
The parcel in question was sent under a service laughably called “Tracked 24” I have a tracking ID yet this doesn’t help me locate or track the parcel. This parcel was dispatched on the 20th Nov. So it’s neither tracked nor “24” (unless it means 24 days)
Email from The Royal Mail “Please collect your parcel, we are still holding it” as if I was somehow being tardy. Well excuse me for not knowing you had my parcel, this is literally the first I’d heard of it, including on your app. Silly me for thinking you were going to bring it here at some point!
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The parcel in question was sent under a service laughably called “Tracked 24” I have a tracking ID yet this doesn’t help me locate or track the parcel. This parcel was dispatched on the 20th Nov. So it’s neither tracked nor “24” (unless it means 24 days)
Email from The Royal Mail “Please collect your parcel, we are still holding it” as if I was somehow being tardy. Well excuse me for not knowing you had my parcel, this is literally the first I’d heard of it, including on your app. Silly me for thinking you were going to bring it here at some point!
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Email from The Royal Mail “Please collect your parcel, we are still holding it” as if I was somehow being tardy. Well excuse me for not knowing you had my parcel, this is literally the first I’d heard of it, including on your app. Silly me for thinking you were going to bring it here at some point!
So that’s twice this week I’ve got 12 cms confused with 12 Inches when online shopping, in my head it’s the size of an album and have been ever so slightly disappointed 😂
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So that’s twice this week I’ve got 12 cms confused with 12 Inches when online shopping, in my head it’s the size of an album and have been ever so slightly disappointed 😂
Royal Mail app says tried to deliver no-one home (this is a lie) & to book re delivery. Despite having an app & a tracking number I don’t have a red piece of card (as this was never put through my door, as they never came to my house) so now apparently I can’t book a re delivery 🤯
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Royal Mail app says tried to deliver no-one home (this is a lie) & to book re delivery. Despite having an app & a tracking number I don’t have a red piece of card (as this was never put through my door, as they never came to my house) so now apparently I can’t book a re delivery 🤯
Managed 14 holes in some pretty horrid conditions. Definitely need a solution for getting a wet bum whilst carrying a wet golf bag …. 🏌️♀️☔️💧
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Managed 14 holes in some pretty horrid conditions. Definitely need a solution for getting a wet bum whilst carrying a wet golf bag …. 🏌️♀️☔️💧
I bought a new GPS golf watch in Black Friday and decided to go back to Garmin. Can’t go wrong with a Garmin. Only now do I discover it doesn’t show bunkers on a par 3. WTF?! 🤷♀️
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I bought a new GPS golf watch in Black Friday and decided to go back to Garmin. Can’t go wrong with a Garmin. Only now do I discover it doesn’t show bunkers on a par 3. WTF?! 🤷♀️
Well I’ve just made an absolute banger of a butternut squash, red pepper and carrot soup featuring lots of ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg and I’m feeling very satisfied thank you very much 😋
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well I’ve just made an absolute banger of a butternut squash, red pepper and carrot soup featuring lots of ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg and I’m feeling very satisfied thank you very much 😋
Pleas explain this to me. You can identify my email address, you’ve added this to my Royal Mail app to track it. You’ve sent me a text message to give me a really unspecific delivery time. You delivered a different parcel to me this afternoon. But for this parcel you can’t identify my address 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pleas explain this to me. You can identify my email address, you’ve added this to my Royal Mail app to track it. You’ve sent me a text message to give me a really unspecific delivery time. You delivered a different parcel to me this afternoon. But for this parcel you can’t identify my address 🤷♀️
Have to say I am LOVING this Black Friday. 🛍️🛍️🛍️
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Have to say I am LOVING this Black Friday. 🛍️🛍️🛍️
Well, this is a bit different to last week in Spain. Up for golf with a feels like of -3 degrees when we tee off. Carry only so no room to carry bulky layers 🏌️♀️🥶☃️
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Well, this is a bit different to last week in Spain. Up for golf with a feels like of -3 degrees when we tee off. Carry only so no room to carry bulky layers 🏌️♀️🥶☃️
Squid Game The Challenge Season 2. Another banger. Classic reality TV. 👍
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Squid Game The Challenge Season 2. Another banger. Classic reality TV. 👍
Just one of the many problems of living next door to a building site. Found this on the road 2 feet behind where I parked my car last night.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just one of the many problems of living next door to a building site. Found this on the road 2 feet behind where I parked my car last night.
Time to go home 🛫
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Time to go home 🛫
Last chance for an early morning range session before travelling home. Lovely sunny day but cold and a bit blowy. 🏌️♀️⛳️
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Last chance for an early morning range session before travelling home. Lovely sunny day but cold and a bit blowy. 🏌️♀️⛳️
✔️ 1st person at breakfast
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
✔️ 1st person at breakfast
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
Last off the course. First in the bar. EVERY TIME FOLKS. 😛
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Last off the course. First in the bar. EVERY TIME FOLKS. 😛
Woken up at 7:15am by builders working outside my room - just like being at home in other words 😂
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Woken up at 7:15am by builders working outside my room - just like being at home in other words 😂