bennett is soooo jacked
@jacked.bsky.social
he/they 🔈musician wrangler
idk about this album y’all ,,,
joji dropped his album an hour early bc he knew i was crying on my couch & needed his support tbh
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
idk about this album y’all ,,,
joji dropped his album an hour early bc he knew i was crying on my couch & needed his support tbh
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
joji dropped his album an hour early bc he knew i was crying on my couch & needed his support tbh
i know i’m a fucking nerd because i was really overwhelmed & sad yesterday & josh was trying to suggest different things to cheer me up & the one that worked was “we can play magic the gathering tomorrow” 💀
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
i know i’m a fucking nerd because i was really overwhelmed & sad yesterday & josh was trying to suggest different things to cheer me up & the one that worked was “we can play magic the gathering tomorrow” 💀
something about mending a pair of jeans is so satisfying like, i am protecting a piece of clothing i adore & i am transforming it & because i love it, it is forever changed
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
something about mending a pair of jeans is so satisfying like, i am protecting a piece of clothing i adore & i am transforming it & because i love it, it is forever changed
i have GOT to stop going on side tangents during training at work but people have such good questions & i love to yap 😭
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i have GOT to stop going on side tangents during training at work but people have such good questions & i love to yap 😭
i have GOT to stop going on side tangents during training at work but people have such good questions & i love to yap 😭
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i have GOT to stop going on side tangents during training at work but people have such good questions & i love to yap 😭
that did not work
minneapolis so cold right now ,,, here’s to hoping it flushes out the ICE agents who aren’t used to minnesotan winter 🤞
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
that did not work
minneapolis so cold right now ,,, here’s to hoping it flushes out the ICE agents who aren’t used to minnesotan winter 🤞
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
minneapolis so cold right now ,,, here’s to hoping it flushes out the ICE agents who aren’t used to minnesotan winter 🤞
first training of new AV employees went well today ! i was worried i was going to overwhelmed everyone with information but they all asked good questions & said i am a great teacher 😌🩷
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
first training of new AV employees went well today ! i was worried i was going to overwhelmed everyone with information but they all asked good questions & said i am a great teacher 😌🩷
next person who sends me an AI overview from google when i ask them a question is getting exploded with my mind
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
next person who sends me an AI overview from google when i ask them a question is getting exploded with my mind
it’s almost been one full year of angel fangs & that is pretty cool
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
it’s almost been one full year of angel fangs & that is pretty cool
i think all my hurt & rage that i should have been feeling for like a year is all coming out right now 😬 ruh roh
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i think all my hurt & rage that i should have been feeling for like a year is all coming out right now 😬 ruh roh
i really do think w the split dye pink and green & the little braids & the new jester hat i made for the winter i am maaaaaybe giving a little bit too much whimsy but also ! fuck that ! i can be as whimsical as i want !
January 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
i really do think w the split dye pink and green & the little braids & the new jester hat i made for the winter i am maaaaaybe giving a little bit too much whimsy but also ! fuck that ! i can be as whimsical as i want !
lmao i told someone they can’t touch my AV equipment (politely, but firmly) and he went and told someone else at work that i yelled at him ,,, fellas ,,, can anyone remember a time i genuinely yelled at a person out of anger ???
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
lmao i told someone they can’t touch my AV equipment (politely, but firmly) and he went and told someone else at work that i yelled at him ,,, fellas ,,, can anyone remember a time i genuinely yelled at a person out of anger ???
really trying to be a good boy who “feels his feelings” as i deal with everything that is happening lately but . woof . guys ,,, feelings sure do hurt to feel sometimes don’t they ?!
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
really trying to be a good boy who “feels his feelings” as i deal with everything that is happening lately but . woof . guys ,,, feelings sure do hurt to feel sometimes don’t they ?!
one of my autism songs got removed from spotify this is like eight 9/11s why would boy jr do this to me
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
one of my autism songs got removed from spotify this is like eight 9/11s why would boy jr do this to me
it’s the way that men over 40 often have awkward handshakes with me at work that is mostly just them making me hold their hand (???) and a beautiful woman has never once done this to me ,,, i am cursed by an ancient god, i fear ,,,,,,
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
it’s the way that men over 40 often have awkward handshakes with me at work that is mostly just them making me hold their hand (???) and a beautiful woman has never once done this to me ,,, i am cursed by an ancient god, i fear ,,,,,,
i wish there was a way i could order a handful of fries & two chicken tenders as my meal for work but i have to order a /full/ order of chicken tenders and that is just far more chicken than i want tbh
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
i wish there was a way i could order a handful of fries & two chicken tenders as my meal for work but i have to order a /full/ order of chicken tenders and that is just far more chicken than i want tbh
just called a healthcare hotline to see how much state healthcare would cost me, i hung up and immediately emailed a woman who said she would get back to me about the job i applied for in early january bc the premium number they told me in the phone was so high i got scared 😅
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
just called a healthcare hotline to see how much state healthcare would cost me, i hung up and immediately emailed a woman who said she would get back to me about the job i applied for in early january bc the premium number they told me in the phone was so high i got scared 😅
luckily the confetti cannons that i was asked about approximately 20 times today worked as expected lmao, probably only bc i farmed so much aura
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
luckily the confetti cannons that i was asked about approximately 20 times today worked as expected lmao, probably only bc i farmed so much aura
aura farming at work today (happy new year’s everyone !!)
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
aura farming at work today (happy new year’s everyone !!)
actually so disgusting that if you post any photo of yourself on twitter now some fucking creep can reply to it asking the twitter chatbot to undress you and it just will do that no questions asked ! what the fuck are we doing as a society my guy !
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
actually so disgusting that if you post any photo of yourself on twitter now some fucking creep can reply to it asking the twitter chatbot to undress you and it just will do that no questions asked ! what the fuck are we doing as a society my guy !
had a dream about jersey mike’s last night ,,, he texted me this morning telling me it’s the last double points day of the year ,,, mike really knows how to treat his man 😮💨🙏
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
had a dream about jersey mike’s last night ,,, he texted me this morning telling me it’s the last double points day of the year ,,, mike really knows how to treat his man 😮💨🙏
me: says i am hiring for a role on my team & i need people to reply ASAP as the hiring process will begin soon
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
me: says i am hiring for a role on my team & i need people to reply ASAP as the hiring process will begin soon
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
:/ one :/
,,,,,,,,, back to two lol
i have three oh god oh shit they’re multiplying
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
:/ one :/