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Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman jackal.today/2026/02/18/d... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes jackal.today/2026/02/18/f... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway? jackal.today/2026/02/18/u... Jackal.Today satirical news site
"U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?"
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?) jackal.today/2026/02/18/a... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos jackal.today/2026/02/18/m... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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EXODUS Unleashes ‘Goliath’ Title Track Music Video – Because the World Needed More Epic Biblical References jackal.today/2026/02/18/e... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives jackal.today/2026/02/18/h... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas jackal.today/2026/02/18/w... Jackal.Today satirical news site
Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late jackal.today/2026/02/18/r... Jackal.Today satirical news site
REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day? jackal.today/2026/02/18/t... Jackal.Today satirical news site
Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
February 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike jackal.today/2026/02/18/n... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader jackal.today/2026/02/18/k... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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“I should chastise myself and find me in my own contempt” 💀 jackal.today/2026/02/18/i... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports jackal.today/2026/02/18/f... Jackal.Today satirical news site
FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports
February 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades jackal.today/2026/02/18/5... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business jackal.today/2026/02/18/t... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts jackal.today/2026/02/18/m... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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“Pharmacy Royalty Finally Deciding to Let Everyone In? What a Novel Concept!” jackal.today/2026/02/18/p... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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“How to Create an Evacuation Plan: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Disaster? 🤔” jackal.today/2026/02/18/h... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone jackal.today/2026/02/18/c... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Lunchwebinar: Hoe Je Collega’s Vermijd Zoals De Pest… Of Gewoon Een Paar Grenzen jackal.today/2026/02/18/l... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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“Brain Hacking 101: How to Become So Confident You Could Sell Ice to Penguins” jackal.today/2026/02/17/b... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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“I Love You but I Hate Your Politics: When Romance Meets the Electoral College” jackal.today/2026/02/18/i... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Therapeutic activities: Turning your living room into a zen spa while your kids turn it into a WWE ring jackal.today/2026/02/18/t... Jackal.Today satirical news site
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February 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM