he said no one likes me everyone hates me guess i'll go eat worms and register for the draft!!!!!!!!!!

he's so goddamn handsome and stupid and full of a sense of righteousness and duty and also self-centered and shortsighted but his heart of gold. but you must understand, his heart of gold, and he weighs over half a ton,

sure i'm describing wrench numbers and boots but also, many such cases throughout my ocs and secret fanfics, it is my favorite thing, i love a threesome and i love an avalanche of attention being poured on one small scruffy dude

i will eventually be back to Doing Things i just don't know when. the art motivation is fickle as the tides at times. miss u all

can confirm put me in your waistband i mean micros.

microfic For Me means it fits in a post (300 characters) and i'm going to try to reply to all but please don't feel bad if i miss you!

no way

OKAY YAY OKAY YAY YIPPIE YAY

the other other thing is that it's military-based and i'm gonna feel like i need to include fifty disclaimers about that

you can reassure them you're not going to hurt them all you want, but the sheer size of you and especially the way you bare your teeth when you grin at their antics is going to keep them terrified of you for a long time to come

HELPPPPP.... i mean actually you're onto something but the concept is slaughtering me. i would like to apologize if anyone was offended by my treatment of micros......... you should only put like five boys in a jar at the same time... listening & learning