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Jabber
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Furry person. Here to follow art. NSFW content ahead, 18+ only.
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Hi, I'm Jabber. You may know me as that guy you know. I'm a mess and this feed will swing wildly between political hot takes and heinous pornography without warning, so there's your warning.

...which is in fact a warning. So, I'm warning you, about the lack of a warning.

I'm also old.
It's so wild to me that every time I see someone talking about CRT TV restoration or whatever there's a warning like "CRTs are basically bombs made of electricity and pressurized glass that we just kept our kids in front of."
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Castlevania 2 is closer to the modern interpretation of Castlevania than Castlevania 1.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The longer I live the more people I encounter pronouncing it "Ranma Half" and not "Ranma One-Half" and it's the children who are wrong
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Getting hit with a sudden and deep existential panic attack because I miss

*checks notes*

90s commercials. Guess we're just spinning the wheel of mental instability these days.
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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I feel seen
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I actually don't hate the notion of AI-powered tools being used for concepts. Spitballing. Soundboarding. As long as everyone involved is using them with full consent and compensation and only human products are final.

I HATE that enabling "just a little AI" gives companies brainrot about it.
January 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power

- file impeachment articles every day in the House

- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee

- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Hi, I'm Jabber. You may know me as that guy you know. I'm a mess and this feed will swing wildly between political hot takes and heinous pornography without warning, so there's your warning.

...which is in fact a warning. So, I'm warning you, about the lack of a warning.

I'm also old.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Putting shit into Gemini to see if it's AI generated like
I Used The Stones To Destroy The Stones Thanos GIF
Alt: I Used The Stones To Destroy The Stones GIF from Avengers Endgame, featuring a purple man with a large chin
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Tapping the image (drawn by @ morbi.bsky.social) Of the Dog themself on the matter
(the belmont Dick is just a bonus)
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
*presents grenade*

As a dog Isabelle should in fact have six tits.

*pulls pin, drops grenade, flees*
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Microslop
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Feeling introspective. Thinking about how for the longest period of my life I have wanted to create. I want to tell stories. I want to make maps for D&D. I want to soak my head in retro video games and talk to other people about them.

And then I just feel so paralyzed by living. I need to just DO.
January 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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*repetitive strain injury from tapping the sign*
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Hi, I'm penicillin, a jawbreaker from a laundromat arcade machine, a shorting space heater, a fat kid at a swimming pool, gluten, and COVID.
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I think every video game no matter the genre absolutely must have one character that makes people on the internet in the year 2026 go "mommy" while beating the shit out of them

No I don't want to play a generic white dude unless a giant woman crushes me into the floor
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
When people talk about bias and say things like "It's not healthy to listen to just one side of a topic," I have to wonder if they're just being centrist for the sake of being centrist.

Like even on a basic level, if one group of people say "I think we should have universal healthcare, that's bias.
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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❄️🎄❄️
youtu.be/yfY4b1NszpY
Greg Lake - I Believe In Father Christmas (Official 4K Music Video)
YouTube video by OfficialGregLake
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Sometimes I forget I'm following people on here so I'll be scrolling through art, furry stuff, activism, and pornography, and then there's Matilda and Mr. Sulu.

Who, to be fair, are also good about promoting the activism.
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM