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Ask my (7yo) kid if he knows where raisins come from. He said, "the store?" OK, he doesn't know.
I then ask, "do you know what dried grapes are?"
He looks up at the window curtains, looks at me and says with full confidence...
DRAPES?!
Y'all, I think I'm unfortunately raising a stand up.
I then ask, "do you know what dried grapes are?"
He looks up at the window curtains, looks at me and says with full confidence...
DRAPES?!
Y'all, I think I'm unfortunately raising a stand up.
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ask my (7yo) kid if he knows where raisins come from. He said, "the store?" OK, he doesn't know.
I then ask, "do you know what dried grapes are?"
He looks up at the window curtains, looks at me and says with full confidence...
DRAPES?!
Y'all, I think I'm unfortunately raising a stand up.
I then ask, "do you know what dried grapes are?"
He looks up at the window curtains, looks at me and says with full confidence...
DRAPES?!
Y'all, I think I'm unfortunately raising a stand up.
Does anyone actually know the whereabouts of Kevin Kline at this moment?
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Does anyone actually know the whereabouts of Kevin Kline at this moment?
Wow, @wired.com I get that you've gotta pay the bills and everyone's doing paywalls now but this is a little intense. Almost feels like a death threat.
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Wow, @wired.com I get that you've gotta pay the bills and everyone's doing paywalls now but this is a little intense. Almost feels like a death threat.
Was chopping eggplant for dinner and Kal-El accidently appeared.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Was chopping eggplant for dinner and Kal-El accidently appeared.
I'm proud of this one.
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm proud of this one.
I bought this beautiful piece some years ago. It reminds me of so many important things.
Rob was one of my heroes. He and some of the people around him helped shape who I am today.
We lost one of the best of us, but there are so many ways he'll still be helping. Rest in peace, Rob Reiner.
Rob was one of my heroes. He and some of the people around him helped shape who I am today.
We lost one of the best of us, but there are so many ways he'll still be helping. Rest in peace, Rob Reiner.
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I bought this beautiful piece some years ago. It reminds me of so many important things.
Rob was one of my heroes. He and some of the people around him helped shape who I am today.
We lost one of the best of us, but there are so many ways he'll still be helping. Rest in peace, Rob Reiner.
Rob was one of my heroes. He and some of the people around him helped shape who I am today.
We lost one of the best of us, but there are so many ways he'll still be helping. Rest in peace, Rob Reiner.
@matricardo.bsky.social Thanks for helping to inspire my spawn! And me!
The kid is very much enjoying your work. This is his homework reading tonight.
The kid is very much enjoying your work. This is his homework reading tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@matricardo.bsky.social Thanks for helping to inspire my spawn! And me!
The kid is very much enjoying your work. This is his homework reading tonight.
The kid is very much enjoying your work. This is his homework reading tonight.