Panda Bernstein
@j4years.bsky.social
Hong Kong Jewy
Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.
Time Zones may vary.
Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.
Time Zones may vary.
"Bring back an America where everyone can get lung cancer and skin cancer at a young age"
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"Bring back an America where everyone can get lung cancer and skin cancer at a young age"
There’s a name for the place you’ll find Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There’s a name for the place you’ll find Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch
I just want to point out: this guy's name is, perfectly, "Brock"
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I just want to point out: this guy's name is, perfectly, "Brock"
Weirdly, I have a Canadian doppelgänger as well, although mine is just more sportier.
This is starting to feel like that Us movie but creepier (and more polite).
This is starting to feel like that Us movie but creepier (and more polite).
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Weirdly, I have a Canadian doppelgänger as well, although mine is just more sportier.
This is starting to feel like that Us movie but creepier (and more polite).
This is starting to feel like that Us movie but creepier (and more polite).
“1-2% of each generation”
Mighty small generations, I guess
Mighty small generations, I guess
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“1-2% of each generation”
Mighty small generations, I guess
Mighty small generations, I guess
“Why didn’t Germans refuse illegal orders?” they asked.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
“Why didn’t Germans refuse illegal orders?” they asked.
It’s also hairy crab season, if that’s what you celebrate
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It’s also hairy crab season, if that’s what you celebrate
It’s Christmas, Hong Kong mall style!
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s Christmas, Hong Kong mall style!
The return of the Pennsylvania Gas Station Whisperer, this time in the Washington Post, was not on my 2025 bingo card
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The return of the Pennsylvania Gas Station Whisperer, this time in the Washington Post, was not on my 2025 bingo card
(Being obscure doesn’t make it wrong. Papers please!)
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
(Being obscure doesn’t make it wrong. Papers please!)
It finally hit me who Stephen Miller is trying to emulate
Commander Kroll, Otherworld, 1985. The preening, strutting, balding, over-compensating peacock of a fascist.
Commander Kroll, Otherworld, 1985. The preening, strutting, balding, over-compensating peacock of a fascist.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It finally hit me who Stephen Miller is trying to emulate
Commander Kroll, Otherworld, 1985. The preening, strutting, balding, over-compensating peacock of a fascist.
Commander Kroll, Otherworld, 1985. The preening, strutting, balding, over-compensating peacock of a fascist.
Like, Russell Crowe trying to sing levels of really not going well
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Like, Russell Crowe trying to sing levels of really not going well
Just a reminder that as bad as things are, the staggering incompetence and idiocy of these morons is keeping a check on their aspirations.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just a reminder that as bad as things are, the staggering incompetence and idiocy of these morons is keeping a check on their aspirations.
Uh…..
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Uh…..
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
23, but man I don’t know if I’ll ever make it to Machu Picchu from here
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
23, but man I don’t know if I’ll ever make it to Machu Picchu from here
It’s the most wonderful time of the year….
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year….
“L’etat, c’est moi.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“L’etat, c’est moi.”
All fat, no cattle
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All fat, no cattle
Oh yeah
Please let that be the lesson Republicans take away - “more in line with the President”
Please let that be the lesson Republicans take away - “more in line with the President”
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh yeah
Please let that be the lesson Republicans take away - “more in line with the President”
Please let that be the lesson Republicans take away - “more in line with the President”
Real life: funnier than the parody
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Real life: funnier than the parody
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Not included: these assholes
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not included: these assholes