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J4D3 || Mecha-Harpy ☢💚
@j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
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:::Weapon-shaped transfem (she/it)
:::Professional girlfoe
:::Sweet menace of shock and awe
:::Follow my Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/j4d3_h4rpy
:::Check out my website! https://j4d3-h4rpy-vtuber.neocities.org
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That's it for this year! 2025 was one helluva year in so many ways and I'm so thankful for my little community of streamers and viewers who have helped make this year so special!

Now though, I'm going to be taking a hiatus for the holidays and to work on my mental health. I'll be back next year!
Jade's Twitch recap from 2025: 108 new followers, over 2.5 thousand hours watched, 25 subscribers, top 10% streamer of Stardew Valley, Cyberpunk 2077, and Borderlands 2. Not bad for just about five months Jade, a mecha-musume with a black and green body suit and green-edged metal wings, makes a heart symbol with its hands as it smiles. The background is black and green sinusoid shapes, and visible on the corners is the message "On hiatus! See you in 2026!" The image of Jade is glitchy, breaking up its form somewhat, and its smile doesn't quite reach its eyes, but there's a couple of wireframe hearts popping up around its hands so it's clearly happy, right?
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
Especially weapons-grade crazy ones, I'm sureeee
Jade, a mecha-musume with metal wings, poses suggestively in the nude while sitting on a control panel at an abandoned nuclear plant. The green edges of its wings are reacting to the ambient radioactivity of the site, which is also affecting the quality of the picture
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Time to run with the Wolves in the new #MechWarrior5Clans DLC! It's been too long since I sat in the cockpit of my beloved Timber Wolf and I'm STOKED to take the fight to Comstar w/ @justalezbean.bsky.social & friends!

Mechwarrior 5 Clans: Wolves of Tukayyid starting up NOW on Tw1tch! Link below!
Jade, a green and black mecha-musume, sits in the cockpit of a Timber Wolf Battlemech from Mechwarrior, giving a thumbs up. A digital catgirl, SorceressEna, is visible on one of the screens of the command console. In the corner is the logo for MW5 Clans: Wolves of Tukayyid, who Jade has a sponsorship deal with!
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
After starting this playthrough as part of my debut, we're finally closing the book on Cyberpunk: 2077. Come join me as we terrorize Night City one last time NOW over on Tw1tch!

Link below!
Jade, a mecha-musume with metal wings and a black and neon-green body suit, extends a hand to the viewer outside of the Zen temple in the outskirts of Night City as several billboards on the sides of several skyscrapers loom in the distance
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
J4d3 is almost pure Rushdown, with a ranged option to disrupt Zoners or Grapplers to make closing in easier.

In a perfect world I'd balance it not by HP but by its own speed - a fighter that's -too- fast for an inexperienced player to control easily and cause it to get into trouble via recklessness
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Way ahead of you, I'm canonically null but I installed a ring for exactly that purpose
Jade, a mecha-musume with metal wings, sits on the edge of an office desk in the nude. She has a decent-sized green gock that's glowing somewhat eerily
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I don't think he's willing (or able, frankly) to do more than talk
Historically-ineffectual House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries awkwardly holding a custom baseball bat with gold filigree in his Congressional office. This picture was taken around the time Jeffries engaged in a nearly 9-hour-long "magic minute" speech, claiming the record for longest yap session in House History, before continuing to aid and abet fascism anyway
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Literally downloaded Godot so I can make a hyper-movement FPS about just instagibbing Nazis and other fascists with titty-gauss cannons and mantis blades
Jade, a winged mecha-musume, flies down a liminal hallway towards the viewer, who is trying to bring an assault rifle to bear. Jade's mantis blades are exposed and it's covered in blood, and blood splatters are visible on the floor and wall behind it
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
LAST WEEK BEFORE HOLIDAY HIATUS!

Hoping to finish up Cyberpunk 2077 this week, play a little more TTRPGs, and maybe work on some stuff on the side just for kicks! OH, and the new MW5 Clans DLC is out, so I'm gonna be playing that w/ @justalezbean.bsky.social!

Check out all the chaos on Tw1tch!
Monday 12/8 Cyberpunk 2077 (Finale?) @ 5 PM CST Tuesday 12/9: OFF Wednesday 12/10: D&D: Torment Ziggurat @ 7 PM CST Thursday 12/11: Work'n'Yap Stream @ 5 PM CST Friday 12/12: MW5 Clans: Wolves of Tukayyid @ 7 PM CST Saturday 12/13: MechWarrior Destiny: In Shadows Revealed @ 5 PM CST Sunday 12/14: OFF
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
Between the lack of sleep and Internet nonsense yesterday and some health issues today, no stream tonight. I'll be hanging out with the lovely @viatrixvt.bsky.social and @missmarakar.vtubers.social who are streaming Sun Haven, feel free to drop in and say hi to us all!

Also have GitS tribute
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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literally how i introduced myself to the world
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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These stats after basically four months of streaming is fuckin amazing! A HUGE thank you to everyone who's made this time streaming so special! Looking forward to see what all lies ahead! ☢💚
Jade's Twitch Recap for this year which shows the following stats: 108 new followers; 2.53k total hours watched; 25 new subscribers; top categories of Tabletop RPGs, Stardew Valley (top 10%), Cyberpunk 2077 (top 10%), Borderlands 2 (top 10%), and Mechwarrior Online; 55 total streams, 18.3k chats received, 26 clips, and top channel emote being a horrible MS Paint-drawn caricature of Jade in a gremliny pose
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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It started as a half-joking thread with @slimeyjade.bsky.social but seriously, Cyber Monday shouldn't be yet another capitalist holiday encouraging blind consumption, it should celebrate being a bunch of kinky, degenerate freaks online!

...also you may want to clean up your cubicle. Call HAZMAT.
Jade, a mecha-musume harpy girl, sits at an office cubicle in abstract digital space. She's entirely nude save for her boots, one of which is on the desk as she looks at the viewer, beckoning them with a finger. She has a glowing green dildo attached to her null groin, directly under a womb tattoo with a radioactive symbol. On the desktop are three monitors, each portraying explicit fanart of three different Vtubers: LadyNightscale, RazorbladeRawrbie, and ViatrixVT.
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
Schedule for the first week of December! Not too much happening this week after the wild streaming marathon that was J4D3SG1V1NG, just returning to the TTRPG campaigns and working more on Quake 3 modding! Should be a relaxing time over on Tw1tch!
Monday 12/1: OFF Tuesday 12/2: OFF Wednesday 12/3: D&D: Torment Ziggurat @ 7 PM CST Thursday 12/4: Quake 3 model work @ 5 PM CST Friday 12/5: OFF Saturday 12/6: MechWarrior Destiny: In Shadows Revealed @ 5 PM CST Sunday 12/7: OFF
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Jade! Mecha harpy, professional girlfoe, sweet menace of shock and awe~

I'm a proudly qu33r transfem cyberpunk who loves old-school gaming and anime almost as much as she hates f4sc1sts and c0rp0s! If that sounds like your kinda jam feel free to follow me here and on Tw1tch!
A reference sheet of Jade's vtuber model as viewed from the front and back, as well as a detailed look at its face without its hair. In the upper right corner are the trans, bisexual, aromantic, anarcho-communist, polyamorous, and anarcho-satanist flags, and underneath that is a write-up that reads: "*PRONOUNS: SHE/IT *LIKES: CYBERPUNK PHILOSOPHY, QUEER LIBERATION, NU METAL, INDUSTRIAL MUSIC, 90S/00S VIDEO GAMES AND ANIME *DISLIKES: FASCISTS, CAPITALISTS AND CORPOS, BIGOTS, INCELS, COWARDS, GenAI" NSFW fanart rules for Jade. Long story short, she's up for just about anything, but it's always better to ask for clarification - so don't be afraid to ask her about any art you want to make, whether it be SFW or NSFW, in her DMs!
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
My next stream will be Wednesday with a return to Torment Ziggurat! Schedule will be out Sunday evening!

See y'all thennnnn... meanwhile I'll just be dead somewhere for a while
Jade, the harpy mecha-musume Vtuber, in the Yamcha pose, in an image heavily edited to look like a VHS tape. The words "Dead Jade" perfectly frame Jade's ass
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
J4D3SG1V1NG DAY ONE STARTING NOW OVER ON TW1TCH! Whether you're trying to take a break from your family, your family fuckin sucks, or any other reason in between, feel free to swing by and say hi!

Link below!
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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In the meantime feel free to share this around - I'll probably put it back up on my stream as well
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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one-shot which takes place in J4d3's home setting of the f4sc1st Neo-American Federation! And then Thursday and Friday will be 12-hour grab-bags of cyberpunk activities while hanging out with friends! Rather than gorge on lousy food and worship capitalism, come hang out with us over on Tw1tch!
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
Meant to post this earlier but fuck it, this week we're celebrating J4D3SG1V1NG! Rather than eat turkey honoring a bunch of fanatic r4c1st g3n0c1d3rz, let's just hang out and do a bunch of cyberpunk shit! Tomorrow we'll be checking out @spellbookgaming.bsky.social 's BITE THE HAND in a punchy...
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The more violent part in question, partially due to alt text limitations
[continued from above post] The alt limits are still too short but TL;DR: 11 soldiers die in six seconds in a whirlwind of gore and ultraviolence. Sorry to anyone who has trouble reading this, I wish the limit was higher
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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ugh, I *love* a good bloodbath
Excerpt of the yet-unreleased "bl00d w00dz", a short story where J4d3 takes on a 20-man government kill-team in the woods at the foot of Mt Rainier: "Good news, gentlemen," J-4 D-3 chimed over comms, "thanks to your dead buddy Roger's little stunt, one of you is probably running back to SeaPort as we speak, so now I have some actual hunting to do. Bad news? That means I don't have time to play with you anymore so I have to kill you quickly." "We still outnumber you 11-to-1, you metal bitch," retorted one of the braver soldiers still standing. The cyborg laughed. "Eleven of you aren't worth my left tit." "Can't wait to cum all over it after we prove you wrong." J-4 D-3 arched into the air before hovering about a kilometer above the ground, identifying the infantry's positions with its long-range sights. They had hunkered themselves down in the trailer but were visible from the air due to the roof having collapsed in. Tilting its head to the side, it scanned around for... there, not fifty meters to the west, an outcropping of stones in the woods that would have made much better cover. It smirked - some of them would have even seen the rocks when they were circling that trailer in the first place. It activated its half-mask, protecting its airways from the air as it started to accelerate, lazily circling east. Once it had reached the right intercept approach, it banked, burners vectoring to assist the sharp turn as it descended and accelerated, buzzing the treeline at 400, 500, 600 kilometers per hour. "What's the matter, bot?" The same voice jeered. "You were talking so much shit up til a minute ago.' "Think we scared it?" Asked another voice. "Course we did, it knows it can't take on all of us at once." [remainder posted below]
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Mhmm!

Carbon-fiber fingernails too! Perfect for really fun little scratchies and slashies even without the metal blades~
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
Not too much shorter honestly

Also I'm not staying away from you cuz you're icky or anything like that, I just don't wanna clip you with these wings and hurt that pretty face of yours 💚
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Joke's on y'all, being a living weapon doesn't help much either

Source: am living weapon
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM