🥳 JJ 🥳
@j-squared.bsky.social
He/Him | Happily Taken | I act, sing, and say hi to cats on the street
If you see this, share your smash bros mains.
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If you see this, share your smash bros mains.
The way I’m literally a bard with a subclass in alchemy bc my career is singing and drink slinging 😭
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The way I’m literally a bard with a subclass in alchemy bc my career is singing and drink slinging 😭
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This vest is covered in milk and vodka 😮💨
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This vest is covered in milk and vodka 😮💨
No thoughts in this head, not one
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
No thoughts in this head, not one
We went to a wedding and we looked really cute
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
We went to a wedding and we looked really cute
Cassandra from Doctor Who voice: “Caffeinate me 👁️👄👁️”
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Cassandra from Doctor Who voice: “Caffeinate me 👁️👄👁️”
Partner appreciation post- I love you sooooo much ❤️
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Partner appreciation post- I love you sooooo much ❤️
I keep winding up in mountains lately
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I keep winding up in mountains lately
Y’all ever have a mental health season that makes you feel like that frustrating protagonist in a teen drama that makes a bunch of consecutive bad choices bc they need character devolpment
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Y’all ever have a mental health season that makes you feel like that frustrating protagonist in a teen drama that makes a bunch of consecutive bad choices bc they need character devolpment
Oh, is it Tuesday already?
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Oh, is it Tuesday already?
Also can’t stop dressing my character like a .hack// character
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Also can’t stop dressing my character like a .hack// character
Listen, I’m having a blast 😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Listen, I’m having a blast 😭
Is it really helpful or necessary to have THREE scheduling apps for a job if none of them will let you easily request like four hours off on two different days 😭
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is it really helpful or necessary to have THREE scheduling apps for a job if none of them will let you easily request like four hours off on two different days 😭
Coming out as another ex-twink with a receding hairline playing the “how long can I get away with using my headshot from five years ago” game
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Coming out as another ex-twink with a receding hairline playing the “how long can I get away with using my headshot from five years ago” game
Working restaurant closing hours means more goblin bedtime hours
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Working restaurant closing hours means more goblin bedtime hours
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I fear my entire nervous system responds when I get a work email these days, she goes full “stare blankly at the horrors in the distance” for a good 30 minutes
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I fear my entire nervous system responds when I get a work email these days, she goes full “stare blankly at the horrors in the distance” for a good 30 minutes
Growing up gay in the south and moving away means having a lot of complicated relationships and friendships with people from back home, and unfortunately finding out that a lot of people have developed some really nasty beliefs since you stopped being an active everyday part of their lives.
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Growing up gay in the south and moving away means having a lot of complicated relationships and friendships with people from back home, and unfortunately finding out that a lot of people have developed some really nasty beliefs since you stopped being an active everyday part of their lives.
Throwback to a conversation about dog breeds and who would be what and my ass gets handed “eyebrow chihuahua” 😭
September 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Throwback to a conversation about dog breeds and who would be what and my ass gets handed “eyebrow chihuahua” 😭
More Bachelorette parties should be in the woods, I love woods parties 🌳
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
More Bachelorette parties should be in the woods, I love woods parties 🌳
How does one job hunt without finding something to object to on every listing like I swear I shoot down so many opportunities because I’ll see a single red flag and then wonder why I didn’t apply to as many things as I wanted to 😭
August 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How does one job hunt without finding something to object to on every listing like I swear I shoot down so many opportunities because I’ll see a single red flag and then wonder why I didn’t apply to as many things as I wanted to 😭
Happy pride, I only got slightly cooked today 🥓
June 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy pride, I only got slightly cooked today 🥓
It’s hot so I’m hitting tummy Tuesday and tank top Tuesday in one fell swoop 😂
June 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s hot so I’m hitting tummy Tuesday and tank top Tuesday in one fell swoop 😂