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This is my United States of Whatever.
It's just the govt paying SpaceX to put things in orbit for $50M each time so it adds up to billions for the company. Musk benefits from that bc he owns the company, but no he's not just taking federal dollars for doing nothing and stuffing them in his bank.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
That looks so good!
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Didn't judge the one armed unarmed under-armour wearing charmer. 30% off sale.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
8 times better than someone who already lost one arm? Consider your logic sailed.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don't even know what you ordered, but no doubt it was delicious, Indian food is just so broadly good like that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fine, aim for the tubs of dressing at the salad bar.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In fact, the above paragraph is easily true of people with "only" $100M net worth. They can't afford the biggest newest homes and planes, but they can support their extended family and want for nothing, except maybe more money.

There are 10,000 people with over $100M net worth in the US.
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The grocery is perfect because you can just huck it high in the air over ?? aisles and they can go fish.
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
lol, I was thinking of exactly this today, but with Miller inside pretending to be him.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That reminds me to pick up some peanut butter.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Miller would easily fit inside a trumpsuit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This sounds illegal for some reason.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If someone waits a week and responds to your email JUST as you're finishing YOUR followup, rendering it irrelevant, that's straight up murder by depraved indifference.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ya, I don't understand how so many news/opinion/pundit people stay in a constant state of surprise. Chuds are bullshitters, constantly. Just point it out and move on.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yeah, you get it. Like we know we could just bring them to a place and pay to get them packed for us in minutes, but are we going to do all of that, really, when the alternative is not doing that?
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I had no idea it wasn't cancelled already.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm a wizard at opening boxes, but packing defeats me completely. Like, you need three hands to hold the thing closed and tape it, it's just impossible. Stuff that needs to be shipped sits around for weeks. Months sometimes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The adjective is Democratic, please. Democratic President.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yikes. But thank you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Was this party influenced by - or even a direct descendent of - the John Birch Society?
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Scavengers at heart, just better at it than raccoons. They made friends with the source of the garbage and moved in w us so they could get it before it even IS garbage.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh, do you/did you record lectures? I never did bc I couldn't stand to hear it twice, but yours seems like a good case. Or was it just remember and write after?
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM