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Short King!

My one first world problem I just can't learn to live with: I die a little inside everytime someone asks me if I want milk in my Americano...

Not for coffee, but been in a few shops where the upsell and add ons just kept on coming where it was far too aggressive. Made me wanna walk out and find a glade to howl at the moon from.

Honestly, that's more what I get from this comic; Please stop trying to upsell me. If I wanted large, I'd have asked for large. Same with a discount cookie on the side. I'm not gonna nark on you because you have targets to meet for management, but sometimes the 21st century is exhausting.

I want this almost as bad as Daniel Craig wants this.

Oh god; I hate it but I can offer no rebuttal.

ffs, we've spent millions and years studying and peer reviewing that knob Wakefield's "research", and every time it was bunk;

There are small risks to vaccinations as with any medical procedure; Most of them aren't as severe as the diseases they protect against, and none of them are autism.