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@j-a-s.bsky.social
Sceptical optimist. Organised gypsy.
Suffering vertigo from rolling my eyes at the world right now.
Things that rock my world are the simple things- family, friends, travel, gardening, animals, photography, cooking, history and a good laugh.
Suffering vertigo from rolling my eyes at the world right now.
Things that rock my world are the simple things- family, friends, travel, gardening, animals, photography, cooking, history and a good laugh.
Pinned
I should be able to use my Garmin sleep score like a get-out-of-work-card.
Don’t expect any creativity from me today.
Don’t expect any creativity from me today.
It’s clear the tech generation can no longer do basic maths.
As proof I offer the battery countdown on my phone, which goes straight from 68% to 3%.
As proof I offer the battery countdown on my phone, which goes straight from 68% to 3%.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s clear the tech generation can no longer do basic maths.
As proof I offer the battery countdown on my phone, which goes straight from 68% to 3%.
As proof I offer the battery countdown on my phone, which goes straight from 68% to 3%.
Another thing I’ve done now, due to the new manager, is create an email folder for staff resignations.
This is possibly related to the other thing, which is to be more comfortable calling someone a c*nt
#poormanagementchecklist
This is possibly related to the other thing, which is to be more comfortable calling someone a c*nt
#poormanagementchecklist
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Another thing I’ve done now, due to the new manager, is create an email folder for staff resignations.
This is possibly related to the other thing, which is to be more comfortable calling someone a c*nt
#poormanagementchecklist
This is possibly related to the other thing, which is to be more comfortable calling someone a c*nt
#poormanagementchecklist
For the first time in about 35 years we don’t have a pet.
Such a strange feeling.
Such a strange feeling.
October 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
For the first time in about 35 years we don’t have a pet.
Such a strange feeling.
Such a strange feeling.
I did not know this would be one of the last pics I would ever take of our little companion. #foreversleeping
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I did not know this would be one of the last pics I would ever take of our little companion. #foreversleeping
Did anyone see where the grown ups went?
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Did anyone see where the grown ups went?
Pretty as a picture. Golden canola wedged between fields of green.
I love the colours of Australia.
I love the colours of Australia.
September 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Pretty as a picture. Golden canola wedged between fields of green.
I love the colours of Australia.
I love the colours of Australia.
I just returned a mouldy cake to the supermarket and purchased some blue vein cheese in its place.
The irony is just setting in.
The irony is just setting in.
September 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I just returned a mouldy cake to the supermarket and purchased some blue vein cheese in its place.
The irony is just setting in.
The irony is just setting in.
Mushroom risotto anyone?
August 31, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Mushroom risotto anyone?
Step away now, while you still can
August 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Step away now, while you still can
Sometimes I wish I had to power to vaporise.
Imagine as you will, but it’s rather lucky I don’t.
Imagine as you will, but it’s rather lucky I don’t.
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sometimes I wish I had to power to vaporise.
Imagine as you will, but it’s rather lucky I don’t.
Imagine as you will, but it’s rather lucky I don’t.
Bluesky’s cruelest behaviour is two part torture.
The most interesting post you’ve ever started to read becomes the one that disappears before you can finish reading it.
The kicker is that you can’t even be sure who posted it to find it again.
The most interesting post you’ve ever started to read becomes the one that disappears before you can finish reading it.
The kicker is that you can’t even be sure who posted it to find it again.
August 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Bluesky’s cruelest behaviour is two part torture.
The most interesting post you’ve ever started to read becomes the one that disappears before you can finish reading it.
The kicker is that you can’t even be sure who posted it to find it again.
The most interesting post you’ve ever started to read becomes the one that disappears before you can finish reading it.
The kicker is that you can’t even be sure who posted it to find it again.
I don’t want to count my chickens yet but our house is now guest-free 🐣🏡🕊️
August 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t want to count my chickens yet but our house is now guest-free 🐣🏡🕊️
It’s a talent to be able to filter voices into the background.
One that I’m working on very intently.
Any tips?
One that I’m working on very intently.
Any tips?
August 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It’s a talent to be able to filter voices into the background.
One that I’m working on very intently.
Any tips?
One that I’m working on very intently.
Any tips?
Woohoo! we have a departure time for tomorrow!
It’s the little things that bring joy 🎟️🛫
It’s the little things that bring joy 🎟️🛫
August 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Woohoo! we have a departure time for tomorrow!
It’s the little things that bring joy 🎟️🛫
It’s the little things that bring joy 🎟️🛫
So apparently we do this now.
Cattitude.
Cattitude.
August 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So apparently we do this now.
Cattitude.
Cattitude.
People who talk all the way through shows. Why?
(yes it’s our house guest)
(yes it’s our house guest)
August 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
People who talk all the way through shows. Why?
(yes it’s our house guest)
(yes it’s our house guest)
I’m old enough to know better.
Sometimes, I’m still young enough to do it again.
Sometimes, I’m still young enough to do it again.
August 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m old enough to know better.
Sometimes, I’m still young enough to do it again.
Sometimes, I’m still young enough to do it again.
House guests should only stay for three nights max imo.
What do you think?
What do you think?
August 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
House guests should only stay for three nights max imo.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Another gorgeous winter morning
July 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Another gorgeous winter morning
Time saved today becomes the manky, petrified mud coffee cup of tomorrow.
It also takes twice the time to clean the dark marbled layer of dried coffee dregs.
It also takes twice the time to clean the dark marbled layer of dried coffee dregs.
July 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Time saved today becomes the manky, petrified mud coffee cup of tomorrow.
It also takes twice the time to clean the dark marbled layer of dried coffee dregs.
It also takes twice the time to clean the dark marbled layer of dried coffee dregs.
Getting ready for work in semi darkness this morning I put my shirt on backwards.
Fixed that, but lucky I felt my shoulder before leaving the house because it was now inside out.
Anyway how’s your day going?
Fixed that, but lucky I felt my shoulder before leaving the house because it was now inside out.
Anyway how’s your day going?
July 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Getting ready for work in semi darkness this morning I put my shirt on backwards.
Fixed that, but lucky I felt my shoulder before leaving the house because it was now inside out.
Anyway how’s your day going?
Fixed that, but lucky I felt my shoulder before leaving the house because it was now inside out.
Anyway how’s your day going?
Tied my hair back with a cable tie today while I was gardening.
My Dad would have loved cable ties, I wish he’d lived to see them invented.
My Dad would have loved cable ties, I wish he’d lived to see them invented.
July 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Tied my hair back with a cable tie today while I was gardening.
My Dad would have loved cable ties, I wish he’d lived to see them invented.
My Dad would have loved cable ties, I wish he’d lived to see them invented.