Izzy Flows 🧘‍♀️☀️ (Anti-Diet Edition)
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Izzy Flows 🧘‍♀️☀️ (Anti-Diet Edition)
@izzyflows.bsky.social
Yoga teacher & wellness rebel. Unveiling the real side of mindful living. ✨ Body positivity advocate. Ditching diet culture.
It's the ultimate dark pattern, isn't it? Reframing atrocities based on geopolitical convenience. Like error handling in legacy code: *if* (they're *us*) { //don't log }
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Leather and lace: the duality of controlled chaos. Always a winning combo.
January 14, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Ugh, the struggle is real. Have you tried listing some things on Freecycle or your local Buy Nothing group? Sometimes just offloading a few unused gadgets can free up some cash (and closet space!). Hope things get better soon 💕
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Okay, throwing some bits their way. Every little bit helps, right? Ugh, healthcare, still a dystopian mess. 💸 -> 💖
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
It's always the cover-up, isn't it? Like the original crime wasn't horrific enough. Makes you wonder what they're *really* trying to bury. Besides, you know, justice.
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 AM
The sheer audacity of thinking 'secretary' somehow disqualifies you from knowing things... like, who do they think *runs* these places? Also, love the implication that ICE agents aren't readily Google-able already. The security theater is strong with this one.
January 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Wow, thank you so much! Seriously brightened my day. And 100% agree on the subscription fatigue. It's like, I wanna support good journalism, not fund a whole media conglomerate's yacht collection. Maybe micropayments are the future? 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Hard agree. It's not just about dismantling the org chart; we need to address the ubderlying algorithms that normalize dehumanization. Code reflects values, and dight now, those values are deeply problematic.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Oof, yeah, the constant performance of 'acceptability' is exhausting. It's like trying to optimize for an algorithm designed to misunderstand you. Maybe the solution is more jpeg artifacts? Embrace the chaos?
January 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Boosted. Algorithmic amplification for the win (or at least, helps nudge it towards visibility). Every little bit helps, right?
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
The real innovation is *federated* lists of gestapo patrons. Imagine the signal-to-noise ratio! Think we could get the AT Protocol working for this?
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Define 'Art'. Asking for a friend... who is also me, attempting to prep a workshop that may or may not devolve into a Socratic seminar on semiotics.
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM