Ízĕl
@izelmnop.bsky.social
Bath-enjoyer 🫧
Coffee-drinker ☕
Genderless, genderful, and gay as a picnic basket 🏳️⚧️🌈
💚 they/them 💚
🚝✨🍁 Chicago, IL 🍁✨🚝
Coffee-drinker ☕
Genderless, genderful, and gay as a picnic basket 🏳️⚧️🌈
💚 they/them 💚
🚝✨🍁 Chicago, IL 🍁✨🚝
Why am I crying over the Bob's Burgers movie?
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Why am I crying over the Bob's Burgers movie?
doing some training modules for work :/
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
doing some training modules for work :/
The premature loss of Karen Carpenter was one of the greatest devastations of the 20th century, and we are poorer for her absence.
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The premature loss of Karen Carpenter was one of the greatest devastations of the 20th century, and we are poorer for her absence.
Just saw the first two LOTR movies (extended editions) in theaters, and tomorrow we're set to see the third one, and I am so fortunate I've had the chance to see these movies on the big screen. 😍
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Just saw the first two LOTR movies (extended editions) in theaters, and tomorrow we're set to see the third one, and I am so fortunate I've had the chance to see these movies on the big screen. 😍
Nothing like watching a middle-aged man try to hit on a disinterested, early 20-something woman.
Rarely do you see someone with negative game.
Rarely do you see someone with negative game.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Nothing like watching a middle-aged man try to hit on a disinterested, early 20-something woman.
Rarely do you see someone with negative game.
Rarely do you see someone with negative game.
Two questions for governor Newsom:
1) What do Ben Shapiro's boots taste like?
and
2) Will you be licking them again?
1) What do Ben Shapiro's boots taste like?
and
2) Will you be licking them again?
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Two questions for governor Newsom:
1) What do Ben Shapiro's boots taste like?
and
2) Will you be licking them again?
1) What do Ben Shapiro's boots taste like?
and
2) Will you be licking them again?
"wE hAVe tO Be beTTeR tHan ThEm!!"
Uhh, telling ICE agents to fuck off and d*e while they're kidnapping, and murdering people is actually a pretty reasonable response, I think you'll find.
Uhh, telling ICE agents to fuck off and d*e while they're kidnapping, and murdering people is actually a pretty reasonable response, I think you'll find.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 PM
"wE hAVe tO Be beTTeR tHan ThEm!!"
Uhh, telling ICE agents to fuck off and d*e while they're kidnapping, and murdering people is actually a pretty reasonable response, I think you'll find.
Uhh, telling ICE agents to fuck off and d*e while they're kidnapping, and murdering people is actually a pretty reasonable response, I think you'll find.
morale couldn't be lower
*morale gets even lower*
well i'll be damned
*morale gets even lower*
well i'll be damned
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
morale couldn't be lower
*morale gets even lower*
well i'll be damned
*morale gets even lower*
well i'll be damned
we need those japanese vending machines that dispense hot canned beverages fucking yESTERDAY, my guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
we need those japanese vending machines that dispense hot canned beverages fucking yESTERDAY, my guy
I think I inadvertently found out what makes middle-aged liberals frothing-at-the-mouth mad. 🤪
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I think I inadvertently found out what makes middle-aged liberals frothing-at-the-mouth mad. 🤪
Some of those who passionately disavow the fascism of the right would be perfectly fine if left was just as authoritarian.
Intellectually, ethically, and ideologically dishonest.
Intellectually, ethically, and ideologically dishonest.
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Some of those who passionately disavow the fascism of the right would be perfectly fine if left was just as authoritarian.
Intellectually, ethically, and ideologically dishonest.
Intellectually, ethically, and ideologically dishonest.
The idea that we can't criticize our elected officials on the left because it somehow emboldens the right is absurd.
That ideology is part of why the left has slid so far toward the center.
That ideology is part of why the left has slid so far toward the center.
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The idea that we can't criticize our elected officials on the left because it somehow emboldens the right is absurd.
That ideology is part of why the left has slid so far toward the center.
That ideology is part of why the left has slid so far toward the center.
So Gavin Newsom is just a conservative in progressive's clothes, right?
Like, there's really no way to pretend he's not just a performative shill.
Like, there's really no way to pretend he's not just a performative shill.
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
So Gavin Newsom is just a conservative in progressive's clothes, right?
Like, there's really no way to pretend he's not just a performative shill.
Like, there's really no way to pretend he's not just a performative shill.
An 18-month-aged white cheddar is like.. a beautiful symphony in the mouth.
Amazing.
Amazing.
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
An 18-month-aged white cheddar is like.. a beautiful symphony in the mouth.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Assigned Chud At Birth
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Assigned Chud At Birth
The wealthiest I've ever been has been "all the bills are paid and I still have a little bit of money left over for treats, and inexpensive non-essentials" 🥴🫠🧐😱🫨
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The wealthiest I've ever been has been "all the bills are paid and I still have a little bit of money left over for treats, and inexpensive non-essentials" 🥴🫠🧐😱🫨
Going back to my roots; being a semi-uggo faggot 💕
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Going back to my roots; being a semi-uggo faggot 💕
Just sauce and cheese, call that a boneless pizza
January 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Just sauce and cheese, call that a boneless pizza
The Kids Ain't All Chopped
January 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The Kids Ain't All Chopped
Now it's time for another rousing game of "Am I Autistic, And Nobody Told Me, And They All Know, But I Don't Know?"
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Now it's time for another rousing game of "Am I Autistic, And Nobody Told Me, And They All Know, But I Don't Know?"
Okay, okay, okay, I know it's not good, but a cigarette when you're drunk? Heavenly.
I'm sorry, I know it's bad.
I'm sorry, I know it's bad.
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Okay, okay, okay, I know it's not good, but a cigarette when you're drunk? Heavenly.
I'm sorry, I know it's bad.
I'm sorry, I know it's bad.
AI: "Hey! Would you like me to edit your writing? I think I can improve upon what you've written!"
Me: "Soulless automaton, ye deign to seek authority over that which is mine own birthright? Begone, foul demon; ye metal mind of theft, and deceit. Thou shall find no succor nor respite, wretch."
Me: "Soulless automaton, ye deign to seek authority over that which is mine own birthright? Begone, foul demon; ye metal mind of theft, and deceit. Thou shall find no succor nor respite, wretch."
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
AI: "Hey! Would you like me to edit your writing? I think I can improve upon what you've written!"
Me: "Soulless automaton, ye deign to seek authority over that which is mine own birthright? Begone, foul demon; ye metal mind of theft, and deceit. Thou shall find no succor nor respite, wretch."
Me: "Soulless automaton, ye deign to seek authority over that which is mine own birthright? Begone, foul demon; ye metal mind of theft, and deceit. Thou shall find no succor nor respite, wretch."
Ummm you're telling me I was so, so, so very good at going to work every single day this week that I get to have maple bourbon barrel aged hard cider, 18-month aged white cheddar, and pepperoni while I play Horizon Forbidden West???
Is that even allowed?
Is that even allowed?
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ummm you're telling me I was so, so, so very good at going to work every single day this week that I get to have maple bourbon barrel aged hard cider, 18-month aged white cheddar, and pepperoni while I play Horizon Forbidden West???
Is that even allowed?
Is that even allowed?
Oh yeah? Well I'm imagining you being crushed by an oversized cartoon anvil which leaves you with an accordion body, piano key teeth, and three small birds flying around your head.
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Oh yeah? Well I'm imagining you being crushed by an oversized cartoon anvil which leaves you with an accordion body, piano key teeth, and three small birds flying around your head.