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@ixtoh.bsky.social
Openly plural. Account shared by five members of the ixtoh system: chris // *J // .K // [N] // {V}
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ixtoh k.p.
@ixtoh.bsky.social
· Jun 18
This account is shared by five members of the ixtoh system: c // *J // .K // [N] // {V}
+ The system itself
+ The system itself
*The absolute goddamn HIGH I get from getting a snorting laugh out of Chris
*Sex is cool and all, but, y'all
#LetsAllBlameStephenKing
*Sex is cool and all, but, y'all
#LetsAllBlameStephenKing
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
*The absolute goddamn HIGH I get from getting a snorting laugh out of Chris
*Sex is cool and all, but, y'all
#LetsAllBlameStephenKing
*Sex is cool and all, but, y'all
#LetsAllBlameStephenKing
We have a couple dozen theories far more bonkers than the average imagination can stretch, but we've been on a different timeline for a while. We'll give you a few years to catch up.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We have a couple dozen theories far more bonkers than the average imagination can stretch, but we've been on a different timeline for a while. We'll give you a few years to catch up.
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
.In better news, was finally allowed near the hair trimmer again
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
.In better news, was finally allowed near the hair trimmer again
".Get dressed, you maniac, coats are analog!"
October 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
".Get dressed, you maniac, coats are analog!"
"(kyle) is funny when he wants to be. and sometimes by accident."
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"(kyle) is funny when he wants to be. and sometimes by accident."
it's rebecca's birthday, elliot smith feels right for the day
hitting a little too close to home, tho
hitting a little too close to home, tho
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
it's rebecca's birthday, elliot smith feels right for the day
hitting a little too close to home, tho
hitting a little too close to home, tho
Several of us have sorta "claimed" certain rooms/parts of the house as *ours*, individually.
Nick apparently claimed "Sunday" somewhere along the way?
#Plurality
Nick apparently claimed "Sunday" somewhere along the way?
#Plurality
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Several of us have sorta "claimed" certain rooms/parts of the house as *ours*, individually.
Nick apparently claimed "Sunday" somewhere along the way?
#Plurality
Nick apparently claimed "Sunday" somewhere along the way?
#Plurality
.The ability to rewrite one's own DNA sounds cool
.I've been trying to rewrite the host's posture for five years, unsuccessfully
#Plurality
.I've been trying to rewrite the host's posture for five years, unsuccessfully
#Plurality
October 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
.The ability to rewrite one's own DNA sounds cool
.I've been trying to rewrite the host's posture for five years, unsuccessfully
#Plurality
.I've been trying to rewrite the host's posture for five years, unsuccessfully
#Plurality
.Just realized most of the system's geographical knowledge of Atlanta revolves around where music venues used to be in the early 90s
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
.Just realized most of the system's geographical knowledge of Atlanta revolves around where music venues used to be in the early 90s
@emptvee.bsky.social *We should have more heart-to-hearts with Nick
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
@emptvee.bsky.social *We should have more heart-to-hearts with Nick
*Thaaaaaank you, Kyle
October 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*Thaaaaaank you, Kyle
.I have been banned from giving haircuts for a month :(
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
.I have been banned from giving haircuts for a month :(
".Kurt smelled like Teen Spirit; Chris smells like Irish Spring"
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
".Kurt smelled like Teen Spirit; Chris smells like Irish Spring"
*No idea if last night's dinner was responsible for the sickness that ensued, but we're bracing ourselves for more of that just in case because it was frickin' delicious, what are were gonna do, NOT eat the leftovers?
September 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*No idea if last night's dinner was responsible for the sickness that ensued, but we're bracing ourselves for more of that just in case because it was frickin' delicious, what are were gonna do, NOT eat the leftovers?
*(a part of me knows only a Christopher could have ever written that)
September 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*(a part of me knows only a Christopher could have ever written that)
.The number of times I've refrained from correcting Other People *today alone* is truly astounding
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
.The number of times I've refrained from correcting Other People *today alone* is truly astounding
."Tyrell" is not a real name, idc
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
."Tyrell" is not a real name, idc
September 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
.NOT best friends with aluminum foil today
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
.NOT best friends with aluminum foil today
*Walking into a conversation about "Kyle's rack," but he's talking about a grill pan rack
September 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*Walking into a conversation about "Kyle's rack," but he's talking about a grill pan rack
".This could have been a cheese-mail"
September 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
".This could have been a cheese-mail"
".The Bills are our sidechick for the season"
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
".The Bills are our sidechick for the season"