Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
@iwriteok.bsky.social
I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
last night was the inaugural opening of my new backyard bar and we celebrated by getting roughly thirty people completely annihilated
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
last night was the inaugural opening of my new backyard bar and we celebrated by getting roughly thirty people completely annihilated
i liked how Platner was campaigning and I am prepared to believe a young marine could make literally any stupid mistake. but I don't believe a guy could spend twenty years maturing politically the way he has and not know what a death's head means
www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...
www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i liked how Platner was campaigning and I am prepared to believe a young marine could make literally any stupid mistake. but I don't believe a guy could spend twenty years maturing politically the way he has and not know what a death's head means
www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...
www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...
Donald Trump shelled J.D. Vance's security detail.
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Donald Trump shelled J.D. Vance's security detail.
I'm sure I'll get accused of being anti fun or whatever, and I'm not gonna lecture anyone about wearing inflatable costumes, etc. just try and give a shit about where you send money.
on a related note, the Portland Defense Fund is doing a street faire to raise money today. details in flier
on a related note, the Portland Defense Fund is doing a street faire to raise money today. details in flier
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm sure I'll get accused of being anti fun or whatever, and I'm not gonna lecture anyone about wearing inflatable costumes, etc. just try and give a shit about where you send money.
on a related note, the Portland Defense Fund is doing a street faire to raise money today. details in flier
on a related note, the Portland Defense Fund is doing a street faire to raise money today. details in flier
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
Portland Folks: if you're in town Saturday and want something to go to aside from the No Kings protest, or after, the Portland Defense Fund is holding a street fair on Clinton St in SE.
October 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Portland Folks: if you're in town Saturday and want something to go to aside from the No Kings protest, or after, the Portland Defense Fund is holding a street fair on Clinton St in SE.
Andrew Cuomo has the greatest mind in contemporary politics
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Andrew Cuomo has the greatest mind in contemporary politics
Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
the boys who landed at Normandy or fought in Stalingrad couldn't have imagined the horrors of 21st century war
October 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
the boys who landed at Normandy or fought in Stalingrad couldn't have imagined the horrors of 21st century war
as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.
i think i need a copy of this insane novel
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i think i need a copy of this insane novel
this is hardly the most important piece of Diddy news today but it's pretty funny that the court sketch artist drew the Bailiff's badge as a circle A anarchist symbol
October 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this is hardly the most important piece of Diddy news today but it's pretty funny that the court sketch artist drew the Bailiff's badge as a circle A anarchist symbol
welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children
like this is gross but it's infinitely better than Bill Burr pretending he had his mind opened to the fact that Arabs are "just like us" because Saudi Arabia has McDonalds or some shit
October 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
like this is gross but it's infinitely better than Bill Burr pretending he had his mind opened to the fact that Arabs are "just like us" because Saudi Arabia has McDonalds or some shit
Yep, this is exactly what I'd have expected. Great article from Ken.
September 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yep, this is exactly what I'd have expected. Great article from Ken.
underneath all the doom and hideous stuff happening at the top of our country is a more inspiring story: regular Americans are not buying all this crap. and they're still willing to call the government out on it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
underneath all the doom and hideous stuff happening at the top of our country is a more inspiring story: regular Americans are not buying all this crap. and they're still willing to call the government out on it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
like seriously, the actual text of the article bears little resemblance to how some people are interpreting it
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
like seriously, the actual text of the article bears little resemblance to how some people are interpreting it
the article literally does not say what people are acting like it says
September 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the article literally does not say what people are acting like it says
excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body
this would theoretically provide power long enough to play the monorail episode of The Simpsons, which is all we really need electricity to do these days anyway
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this would theoretically provide power long enough to play the monorail episode of The Simpsons, which is all we really need electricity to do these days anyway
let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself
I'm seeing people post this as a smoking gun that the FBI re-created / falsified the chatlog between the shooter and his roommate.
This is referring to the note the shooter claimed they left behind at home. Still questionable as to how that was re-created but it has nothing to do w the chatlog.
This is referring to the note the shooter claimed they left behind at home. Still questionable as to how that was re-created but it has nothing to do w the chatlog.
September 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm seeing people post this as a smoking gun that the FBI re-created / falsified the chatlog between the shooter and his roommate.
This is referring to the note the shooter claimed they left behind at home. Still questionable as to how that was re-created but it has nothing to do w the chatlog.
This is referring to the note the shooter claimed they left behind at home. Still questionable as to how that was re-created but it has nothing to do w the chatlog.
Just read the indictment. Gonna guess this is the most detail we get about why this happened.
Presuming these messages weren't some sort of misdirect, he hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk was hateful. Honestly doesn't sound like he had a super clear idea why he inscribed the memes on his bullets.
Presuming these messages weren't some sort of misdirect, he hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk was hateful. Honestly doesn't sound like he had a super clear idea why he inscribed the memes on his bullets.
September 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just read the indictment. Gonna guess this is the most detail we get about why this happened.
Presuming these messages weren't some sort of misdirect, he hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk was hateful. Honestly doesn't sound like he had a super clear idea why he inscribed the memes on his bullets.
Presuming these messages weren't some sort of misdirect, he hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk was hateful. Honestly doesn't sound like he had a super clear idea why he inscribed the memes on his bullets.
Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
Disinformation: a play in 3 acts
September 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Disinformation: a play in 3 acts