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Rob, The Protector
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Cat dad 🐕 I have a gf too. Locally known crazy guy
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What will I ever do without the endorsement of Hakeem Jeffries
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Andrew Jackson, right before signing the Indian Removal Act: “y’all wanna see something sigma-pilled?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s just one of those days
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everybody is trying to ask “gotcha questions” but it seems like no one “gotcha back” nowadays
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
OI LADDIE, WE’VE ‘OT TO PRESERVE DA WHITE RACE
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I bet that we could also change a lot of white supremacist’s minds if we introduced them to a Brit
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Get their ass, goose
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
People who do NNN are cowardly sheep, and I don’t respect them
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In two thousand and one, Trump gave me mad sloppy and still wont return my calls
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The Epstein situation is CRAZY
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I took a month hiatus to consider unfollowing
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The axe forgets but the tree remembers
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
You can’t address me by my real name, you called me British
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Trump is the only president willing to bounce on it silly style 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I be getting freaky at the piggly wiggly 🗣️🗣️
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Are you gonna grinch post again this year?
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Good morning, my liege
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kid in the grocery store tried to talk to me about “YouTube shorts” so I sent him to juvie
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Are there actually people who prefer 2018? Cause I’d cut off anyone who thinks fighting through Alfheim is cooler than the bitchin’ Draupnir Spear
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If their pitch contains the word crypto, three years of solitary
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It sometimes pains me to replay GOW 2018 because I’d so much rather play the second one
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM