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Andrew Ivimey
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Award winning Writer, Producer, Actor, and co-founder of the The From Superheroes Network. He/Him
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I understand. I served, deployed at Future Shop. Boxing Day was hell. But we made it home soldier.
Solid Snake saluting
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Some new graphic novel reads. This month I really enjoyed the trade of Vision. As well as Vol 3 (& entire run) of The All Nighter. Recommend the both.
Trade copy of King's Vision comic 3 trade comic of The All Nighter
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Now if we're looking for British slang to bring over might I suggest...
Geordi meme. He's waving no at a box that says "chuffed". And pointing yes at a box that says "lovely bit of kit"
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Is this anything? 🤷
A terrible photoshop of John Wick in a stargate uniform in front of the stargate saying "Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back". It's barely a joke. I'm tired.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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ABSOLUTE GODSEND
This took me 1 minute and completely turned off AI search results and the prompts for Google "AI mode".
Google keeps moving and adjusting settings to make it hard for people to turn off these features but this works for now.
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To force Chrome’s search to return a list of plain ol’ website results: Open up Chrome’s settings or enter chrome://settings in the search bar. Click on “Search engine” in the left menu. Click on “Manage search engines and site search” to bring up a list of the search engines available in Chrome. Click “Add” in the “Site search” section to launch the “Add site search” dialog. Enter Google Web in the “Name” field. Enter @web in the “Shortcut” field. Enter {google:baseURL}search?q=%s&udm=14 in the “URL with %s in place of query” field. Click “Add” to save your changes. You should now see “Google Web” in the “Site search” list. Click the three vertical dots next to the newly added “Google Web” option and select “Make default” in the popup menu. The “Google Web” option should now be appear in the “Search engines” list as your default search engine. Now, when you do a search in Chrome, your results should just be a simple list of web links, as God intended. You can further verify that the above is working if you see udm=14 in Chrome’s search bar or if the “Web” tab is selected. (Note: The above process can also be done in other browsers, not just Chrome; more info at tenbluelinks.org.) As for disabling Chrome’s “AI Mode,” that can be done via browser flags: Enter chrome://flags in the search bar. This brings up a list of experimental browser features that can be toggled on or off. Search for “AI Mode Omnibox entrypoint.” Set “AI Mode Omnibox entrypoint” to “Disabled.” Relaunch Chrome. After it relaunches, Chrome will no longer prompt/goad you into using “AI Mode” for your searches. I’m not sure how long this particular flag will last, but best to enjoy it while it’s available. (Note: There are several other “AI Mode”-related browser flags, but those can be left “as is.”)
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Pimp my ride made normal vehicles now that I've seen a Cybertruck
A Dodge caravan with 3 tones of purple, and just what I used to think was too much crap going on until I saw a Cybertruck
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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William Riker
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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🔥ALBUM LAUNCH🔥 My new comedy Album "Let's Go!" is available TODAY on most major platforms. This is my third album and it's a labour of love I'm truly proud of.

Thanks to @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social for the awesome album art.

🔗 lnk.dmsmusic.co/andrewivimey...
A cartoon rendition of Andrew Ivimey, on stage in front of a red curtain. He has a metal arm and sits in a brainwashing car in the style of Bucky Barnes The Winter Soldier. A microphone in a stand is in front of him.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I've been watching Raptors this season and the stadium is half empty.
If I want tickets to a regular season game against a team with their star player missing in a mostly empty arena it's $430 resale!?
Doug Ford and Ticketmaster have really turned all Toronto entertainment into a scam.
A seat selection window for Scotiabank area Toronto Raptors game. Where many seats are available. But most are red because they're being resold (scalped) at a huge markup by ticketmaster subsidiaries.
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Spirit Halloween store managers showing up to work today
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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HALIFAX! I've got an incredible show for you on Nov 7th.

I'm joined by hilarious guests @lubamagnus.bsky.social (CBC), Jordan Foisy (This Hour Has 22 Minutes), & @clarebelford.bsky.social (Halifax Comedy Festival).

🎟️ 🔗 andrewivimeyhalifax2025.eventbrite.ca
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I made a Venn diagram to describe the current state of hand dryers in public bathrooms. You can have one that actually dies, but is broken immediately, or one that lasts for 20 years and does get hands dry.
A venn diagram of Hand Dryers. One circle dries, all broken are within, and separate circle that does not touch drying or broken is labelled "Works longer than 1 week"
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Another AI promo slop piece, time to click the old mute button to avoid seeing future trash.
TechCrunch profile, the menu drop down selected, with "mute account highlighted"
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I'm just gonna click over here real quick to avoid this slop in the future.
The New York Times profile. The menu drop down selected and "mute account" is highlighted.
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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My dumb jokes are still pretty smart you guys.
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Nothing in the world balls harder than kids playing basketball at the public courts behind the ROMAN COLESSEUM.
Imagine dunking on somebody and yelling "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
A public outdoor basketball court. Orange court on a beautiful clear sky day. 6 kids are playing half court ball. The Roman Colesseum is behind them through some trees.
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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"We don't want to upset the scum"

Meanwhile... Wolfenstein
A screenshot from the game Wolfenstein The Old Blood of the player stabbing a Nazi. Blood sprays from the neck. A screenshot from the game Wolfenstein The Old Blood of the player headshotting a Nazi. The head is gone and only blood and viscera remain where the head once was
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Cocoon is a terrific 3D puzzle game and its free for PS+ members this month. I highly recommend checking it out! 👍
Cover art for the video game Cocoon. It's a little bug pushing a giant marble. The giant marble has a world within it.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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HALIFAX! We're a month away from this incredible show on Nov 7th.

I'm joined by hilarious guests @lubamagnus.bsky.social (CBC), Jordan Foisy (This Hour Has 22 Minutes), & @clarebelford.bsky.social (Halifax Comedy Festival).

🎟️ 🔗 andrewivimeyhalifax2025.eventbrite.ca
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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How it feels when you are searching for a fictional characters' wiki page and accidentally click on the cursed dot fandom page instead.
A 90's era desktop screenshot riddled with popup ads.
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I tried "Just Egg" last year and it was one of the nastiest things I've ever eaten. It tasted like mustard dirt and ruined any pan you cooked it in. 0/10
A promotional advertising photo for JUST EGG. A photo of the yellow product carton next to a plate with toast and eggs. In the photo the eggs look tasty and normal. In reality they were neither of those things.
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I am currently writing a wedding speech and it's so hard to hit the right balance of all the elements without falling into the problem zones that I made this Venn diagram to describe.
Three circles; Jokes, Stories, and Compliments. That intersect to 3 sections of "Dude Bro who shouldn't give a speech" "What is this a roast" and "A King But rambling drunk" with "The Speech I want" in the middle
October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Spent the past few days hiking and backcountry camping in Frontenac. If you feel like you're going crazy looking at the internet I highly recommend spending a few days away from signals staring at a fire under the stars.
A night shot of the moon and stars over a lake reflecting the lights Orange toned sunset over a lake with the silhouette of trees in the foreground. A campfire. Big log at the back, 3 quarter logs leaned against it aflame. The silhouette of Andrew sitting in a chair on a ridge as the sun shines on him, trees, and a lake.
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Was the author of this article a car?
Megatron at a computer
September 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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BREAKING: The FBI just released a very real photo of the suspect.
Steve Buscemi In the "How do you do, fellow kids?" screenshot from 30 Rock. But his shirt has been altered to say "Anti-ice" and the caption reads "How do you do, fellow terrors?"
September 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM