I'veGotTheShell
@ivegottheshell.bsky.social
I've got the shell. Not that it does me any good whatsoever.
They're trying to capitalise on your popularity Ern 😄
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
They're trying to capitalise on your popularity Ern 😄
Hmmm. I wonder what other, much easier ways there could be to return billions of dollars to the government's purse.
Removing fossil fuel subsidies, maybe? Charging mining royalties properly? Outlawing profit shifting, perhaps? Taxing the wealthy?
Removing fossil fuel subsidies, maybe? Charging mining royalties properly? Outlawing profit shifting, perhaps? Taxing the wealthy?
February 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Hmmm. I wonder what other, much easier ways there could be to return billions of dollars to the government's purse.
Removing fossil fuel subsidies, maybe? Charging mining royalties properly? Outlawing profit shifting, perhaps? Taxing the wealthy?
Removing fossil fuel subsidies, maybe? Charging mining royalties properly? Outlawing profit shifting, perhaps? Taxing the wealthy?
Ahh, I love me some cheese shop sketch
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Ahh, I love me some cheese shop sketch
Saw him at his own eponymous arena during the United Cup 2025
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Saw him at his own eponymous arena during the United Cup 2025
Think you hit the jackpot. They only plan to spend on white people
And there's plenty in Canberra who would replicate Trump 2.0 here (the whole lot) at the drop of a hat
And there's plenty in Canberra who would replicate Trump 2.0 here (the whole lot) at the drop of a hat
February 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Think you hit the jackpot. They only plan to spend on white people
And there's plenty in Canberra who would replicate Trump 2.0 here (the whole lot) at the drop of a hat
And there's plenty in Canberra who would replicate Trump 2.0 here (the whole lot) at the drop of a hat
That earned you a follow
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
That earned you a follow
Ooohh... Yorkshire pud??
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Ooohh... Yorkshire pud??
She did say "food"
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
She did say "food"
"The complaint claims the content of the show may have breached the ABC’s content, broadcasting and editorial responsibilities.
In other news, the content of Melissa McIntosh's skull may have breached the quantum theory that perfect vacuum can't be achieved."
In other news, the content of Melissa McIntosh's skull may have breached the quantum theory that perfect vacuum can't be achieved."
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 AM
"The complaint claims the content of the show may have breached the ABC’s content, broadcasting and editorial responsibilities.
In other news, the content of Melissa McIntosh's skull may have breached the quantum theory that perfect vacuum can't be achieved."
In other news, the content of Melissa McIntosh's skull may have breached the quantum theory that perfect vacuum can't be achieved."
The same gift for nomenclature that resulted in the superb lyrebird, superb fairy-wren, splendid fairy-wren, splendid parrot, noisy miner, noisy pitta...
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 AM
The same gift for nomenclature that resulted in the superb lyrebird, superb fairy-wren, splendid fairy-wren, splendid parrot, noisy miner, noisy pitta...
I'm touched by his noodly appendage
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I'm touched by his noodly appendage
Appreciate the sentiment, but I'm hoping for someone/something which will be suitably judgemental of the arseholes of this world.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Appreciate the sentiment, but I'm hoping for someone/something which will be suitably judgemental of the arseholes of this world.
What an absolute beautay
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 PM
What an absolute beautay
At least the words have now appeared in MSM.
"TERRORIST" and "BOMBING".
Not the pathetic "a man" threw a "device designed to explode" under "suspicious circumstances"
🧐🤬
"TERRORIST" and "BOMBING".
Not the pathetic "a man" threw a "device designed to explode" under "suspicious circumstances"
🧐🤬
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 AM
At least the words have now appeared in MSM.
"TERRORIST" and "BOMBING".
Not the pathetic "a man" threw a "device designed to explode" under "suspicious circumstances"
🧐🤬
"TERRORIST" and "BOMBING".
Not the pathetic "a man" threw a "device designed to explode" under "suspicious circumstances"
🧐🤬
Loved the original.
Love the homage.
Love the homage.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Loved the original.
Love the homage.
Love the homage.
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Melania
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Melania
...with another cluster near the middle for the ones I read to the kids
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 AM
...with another cluster near the middle for the ones I read to the kids
Same. Pity there's no option to sort by publication date... let's just say all the ones I remember would be down one end...
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Same. Pity there's no option to sort by publication date... let's just say all the ones I remember would be down one end...
Ugh. Fuck off Scomo you fatberg
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Ugh. Fuck off Scomo you fatberg
As expected, it's looking the wrong way
January 20, 2026 at 11:00 AM
As expected, it's looking the wrong way
Authentic bahn mi are the best. Pate, pork, carrot, cucumber, sprouts, coriander, chilli. Don't forget the chilli!
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Authentic bahn mi are the best. Pate, pork, carrot, cucumber, sprouts, coriander, chilli. Don't forget the chilli!
Did the protestors ask her if she has a job? I'm assuming anyone who's hosting Fox News mustn't have one, or else they'd be doing that instead.
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Did the protestors ask her if she has a job? I'm assuming anyone who's hosting Fox News mustn't have one, or else they'd be doing that instead.