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@ivegotamuon.bsky.social
Recovered poet. Spice Librarian. Probably autistic. Definitely tired. She/her.
I know the internet is made of Stupid, and I’ve long suspected that interior design is also made of a fair bit of Stupid. Put them together for an explosion of (likely AI-driven) Stupid 🤦‍♀️
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Creative? Maybe, but did it need to be the *first thing* he said to me? #Nope 😳
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I swear to god, if my son ever spoke to anyone like this I’d never let him forget it. This man is in his thirties. It’s appalling.
#Nope
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There were just too many reasons to list
#Nope
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Fucking terrible grammar 🤬
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’d be in no danger from this nutter whatsoever

Hope he’s having a thoroughly shit time in prison, the great preening fanny. Top bit of policing there, too, only took them seven years to do anything about him 🤦‍♀️

www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My skellie pals came indoors for a chat. We had a nice time ☕️
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
One hundred and fifty visitors. My Mamma just sent me this. Happy Hallowe’en everyone xx
🎃💀💖👻🕷️
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m ready 💀🎃💖
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
💀🎃👻🕸️🕷️🍬
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Can’t we even have ONE NICE THING?? Please? 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
💀 🤭
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Something something state of education in this country something something
#Nope
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In honour of @robinince.bsky.social and the last ever @qedcon.org, here is a Hallowe’en dead strawberry.
🍓💀
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Christmas Yorkshire puddings ready for the freezer 😋 I also made toad-in-the-hole with vegetables and onion gravy. Kids loved it. I don’t often feel actual joy, but I did when they cleaned their plates. Nothing makes me happier than making my children happy.
October 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
47 years old. Forty-seven. Honestly I’m more offended by the text-speak
#Nope

(And once again, this is how he chose to *introduce himself*. Don’t come at me with “you never give anyone a chance”. They don’t give themselves a chance.)
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
10:26 on 10/26 is exactly the right time to start listening to this PERFECT PODCAST about the music of Back To The Future 🎶
🕰️ 🏎️ ⚡️
www.artofthescore.com.au/podcast/2017...
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
🕰️ 🏎️ ⚡️💖
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Calm down, dude, we just met
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I need to get up. I’m late. But it was a night of such insane dreams that I don’t know how to move, I just need to recover.

Plus, there’s this:
October 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Gannin’ oot. Put lipstick on and everything. I know how to show myself a good time 💅🏻
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Forgot I had these funny stockings. Nobody knows I wore them to work under my clothes (except you, of course). I also like this pic because it shows off my almighty thunderous thighs, of which I should refuse to be ashamed. 💖
October 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’ll see your “Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher is an uphill wank” and I’ll raise you
October 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM