Grateful for the new public toilets.

The Charlie Kirk Memorial Public Toilet.

People REALLY thought the Muslim Nation Travel Ban guy from NYC was really gonna go to bat for brown folks, even though he moved the Embassy, which was the last bulwark preventing further violence from Israel... And they think they're well-informed too.

Mostly because despite the prevalence of gun owners carrying their shit around, odds are they'll still run and hide and hope the police handle it.

Virgina Tech had a veteran who didn't do shit because he didn't want to be confused for the shooter...

Meanwhile, Ahmed tackles the BB Shooter.

Ghee being a permissible fat is God Tier.

Sounds about white...

#SorryNotSorry, love animals, but even someone who hasn't passed the Bar can see how and why this won't work. For instance, if we treated animals like humans in this situation, a LOT of people would lose their pets and homes for not caring for them properly.

This is the only subject where I can objectively agree with him.

Indian.

The comic was first, but yes. Wasn't asked about qualifiers.

I always thought it was spelled out with that French punctuation above the second E... This is gonna end hilariously though.