🎄🎄Zion Hopper ( Parody )
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Zion then smiles at Florence and her entire composure seems to relax just from Florence squeezing her hand in silent support and then Zion exhales softly.
“Can we promise each other right now that we will never let things get that complicated between us. Can we please do that?”
“Can we promise each other right now that we will never let things get that complicated between us. Can we please do that?”
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Zion then smiles at Florence and her entire composure seems to relax just from Florence squeezing her hand in silent support and then Zion exhales softly.
“Can we promise each other right now that we will never let things get that complicated between us. Can we please do that?”
“Can we promise each other right now that we will never let things get that complicated between us. Can we please do that?”
“Jules, relax. I am just teasing you, especially because I know you love love love Romeo.” Zion playfully nudges her sister before quickly hugging her.
“There’s no way! You know the signs and so does mom, there is no way she’ll ever let someone hurt you the same way, don’t ever worry about that.”
“There’s no way! You know the signs and so does mom, there is no way she’ll ever let someone hurt you the same way, don’t ever worry about that.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Jules, relax. I am just teasing you, especially because I know you love love love Romeo.” Zion playfully nudges her sister before quickly hugging her.
“There’s no way! You know the signs and so does mom, there is no way she’ll ever let someone hurt you the same way, don’t ever worry about that.”
“There’s no way! You know the signs and so does mom, there is no way she’ll ever let someone hurt you the same way, don’t ever worry about that.”
Zion lets out another stretch once her mom slips out the room and within minutes of waking up Zion slips back into an easy sleep.
Zion would be wondering if her mom is more right than she thinks about her getting sick if Zion hadn’t already fallen into a deep sleep.
Zion would be wondering if her mom is more right than she thinks about her getting sick if Zion hadn’t already fallen into a deep sleep.
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Zion lets out another stretch once her mom slips out the room and within minutes of waking up Zion slips back into an easy sleep.
Zion would be wondering if her mom is more right than she thinks about her getting sick if Zion hadn’t already fallen into a deep sleep.
Zion would be wondering if her mom is more right than she thinks about her getting sick if Zion hadn’t already fallen into a deep sleep.
Zion throws a ball at Jonathan’s head since he wants to be so blind about what Nancy really wants and then Zion shakes her head.
“Right now you are proving my point! If Nancy really wanted to be with Steve she would have dumped your stupid ass a long time ago, clearly she loves you!”
“Right now you are proving my point! If Nancy really wanted to be with Steve she would have dumped your stupid ass a long time ago, clearly she loves you!”
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Zion throws a ball at Jonathan’s head since he wants to be so blind about what Nancy really wants and then Zion shakes her head.
“Right now you are proving my point! If Nancy really wanted to be with Steve she would have dumped your stupid ass a long time ago, clearly she loves you!”
“Right now you are proving my point! If Nancy really wanted to be with Steve she would have dumped your stupid ass a long time ago, clearly she loves you!”
“No way you have a crush whilst you have a boyfriend. You know that Romeo will lose his mind if he finds out that you have your eyes on someone else too.”
Zion laughs and shakes her head “I don’t know, maybe I am getting ahead of myself about marriage, especially because I am still so young.”
Zion laughs and shakes her head “I don’t know, maybe I am getting ahead of myself about marriage, especially because I am still so young.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“No way you have a crush whilst you have a boyfriend. You know that Romeo will lose his mind if he finds out that you have your eyes on someone else too.”
Zion laughs and shakes her head “I don’t know, maybe I am getting ahead of myself about marriage, especially because I am still so young.”
Zion laughs and shakes her head “I don’t know, maybe I am getting ahead of myself about marriage, especially because I am still so young.”
“You don’t mom but I have school and I am already so late and I have already missed like three and a half of my lessons. Should I even go in today, mom?”
Zion lets out a soft yawn but also stretches out her body “I still feel so tired too. Can I just stay off and go back to sleep mom?”
Zion lets out a soft yawn but also stretches out her body “I still feel so tired too. Can I just stay off and go back to sleep mom?”
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“You don’t mom but I have school and I am already so late and I have already missed like three and a half of my lessons. Should I even go in today, mom?”
Zion lets out a soft yawn but also stretches out her body “I still feel so tired too. Can I just stay off and go back to sleep mom?”
Zion lets out a soft yawn but also stretches out her body “I still feel so tired too. Can I just stay off and go back to sleep mom?”
Zion, instead makes a dramatical gagging when she sees Nancy gawking over her brother but at the same time Zion is circling a halo above her head with one finger.
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Zion, instead makes a dramatical gagging when she sees Nancy gawking over her brother but at the same time Zion is circling a halo above her head with one finger.
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
Zion laughs softly and nods her head “I’m prepared for it, that probably sounds really odd but I don’t know, I’m just ready for mom to be that way.”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Zion laughs softly and nods her head “I’m prepared for it, that probably sounds really odd but I don’t know, I’m just ready for mom to be that way.”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
Zion clings to her mom, like she did as a little girl whenever she was scared, sad or hurt. Zion would sleep in her mom’s arms until the light beamed through her window, forcing her awake.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Zion clings to her mom, like she did as a little girl whenever she was scared, sad or hurt. Zion would sleep in her mom’s arms until the light beamed through her window, forcing her awake.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
Zion softly sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose in disbelief before shaking her head. “Yes, I am afraid that he might be because clearly he didn’t inherit our mom’s IQ like Juliet and I did.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Zion softly sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose in disbelief before shaking her head. “Yes, I am afraid that he might be because clearly he didn’t inherit our mom’s IQ like Juliet and I did.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
Zion nods her head and exhales softly because she knows her sister is right, that they can still gush over married life someday.
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Zion nods her head and exhales softly because she knows her sister is right, that they can still gush over married life someday.
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
Zion just started crying into her mom’s arms, not from being upset but more like from relief and also maybe from being a little tired too.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Zion just started crying into her mom’s arms, not from being upset but more like from relief and also maybe from being a little tired too.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
“Him? I liked a boy once but I didn’t like that I liked a boy but I did, though that was before I really knew I only liked girls.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“Him? I liked a boy once but I didn’t like that I liked a boy but I did, though that was before I really knew I only liked girls.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
“I just didn’t want to disappoint you, that’s all. We always talked about being each other’s bridesmaids and how we would gush over our husbands together when they aren’t around.”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“I just didn’t want to disappoint you, that’s all. We always talked about being each other’s bridesmaids and how we would gush over our husbands together when they aren’t around.”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
Zion smiles at her mom but also nods her head “Maybe I should have just told you sooner, keeping it from you for this long was really stupid of me.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Zion smiles at her mom but also nods her head “Maybe I should have just told you sooner, keeping it from you for this long was really stupid of me.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
“Are we talking like real crush or celebrity crush that will never happen in a million years crush?” Zion smiles but does eventually laugh softly.
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
“Are we talking like real crush or celebrity crush that will never happen in a million years crush?” Zion smiles but does eventually laugh softly.
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
“I know you won’t tell anyone, I’m just worried about if you will even consider me a sister when you know the truth.” Zion exhales softly whilst putting more fruit and vegetables in the basket.
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
“I know you won’t tell anyone, I’m just worried about if you will even consider me a sister when you know the truth.” Zion exhales softly whilst putting more fruit and vegetables in the basket.
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
“I can ask her if she’d like to come around for dinner, though when she tastes your amazing cooking she might end up coming around every night.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
“I can ask her if she’d like to come around for dinner, though when she tastes your amazing cooking she might end up coming around every night.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
Zion laughs softly and caresses Florence’s hand under the desk and then nods her head “I did tell my mom about us and she is supportive.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Zion laughs softly and caresses Florence’s hand under the desk and then nods her head “I did tell my mom about us and she is supportive.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
“Fine. You are as close to perfect as perfect can get.” Zion sighs softly and looks at Juliet and shakes her head, really wanting to tell Juliet the truth.
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Fine. You are as close to perfect as perfect can get.” Zion sighs softly and looks at Juliet and shakes her head, really wanting to tell Juliet the truth.
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
Zion leaned against her mom and exhales softly. Zion then looks up at her mom and exhales softly “I only didn’t tell you because I was scared you’d be disappointed that I am gay.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Zion leaned against her mom and exhales softly. Zion then looks up at her mom and exhales softly “I only didn’t tell you because I was scared you’d be disappointed that I am gay.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
“Neither did I, not until Quinn, mom? I still don’t know which one I am supposed to call her yet and yes, that’s the one. I guess my mom really does have a type.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Neither did I, not until Quinn, mom? I still don’t know which one I am supposed to call her yet and yes, that’s the one. I guess my mom really does have a type.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
“He’s technically, unofficially your dad too, at least in his eyes.” Zion sighs and then looks at Juliet whilst following Juliet into the store.
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“He’s technically, unofficially your dad too, at least in his eyes.” Zion sighs and then looks at Juliet whilst following Juliet into the store.
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
“History homework, which I would say is my worst subject but apparently all my subjects are my worst subjects.” Zion sighs softly and smiles at her mom.
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“History homework, which I would say is my worst subject but apparently all my subjects are my worst subjects.” Zion sighs softly and smiles at her mom.
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
“Oh my god, I can’t believe I haven’t told you yet. I don’t even know where my head is at. Yes, she does! The girlfriend in question is Quinn Bauman, Murray’s younger sister.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“Oh my god, I can’t believe I haven’t told you yet. I don’t even know where my head is at. Yes, she does! The girlfriend in question is Quinn Bauman, Murray’s younger sister.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”