Nobody's winning shit in that cursed place

Lmao as hilarious as it would be to think about it we both know all she would do is sulk and be absolutely unbearable and make passive aggressive remarks

I just wanna put my purse and hoodie and keys down and go take a piss and shower this day off me but yes of course I would be so happy to take out the trash for you and go get eaten by mosquitoes while I stuff pool noodles under canopies so rain won't puddle on them for you