When you find out let me know where to send my donation 👍

Now we know where you get it from.

Hope you've got a deep wallet. Lovely place but bloody pricey

Oh the irony. Pissed up immigrants protesting against erm immigrants?
The world's gone fucking mad.

She forgot to put her dentures in.

This could backfire spectacularly. Does he think they will all just sit back and take whatever without spilling the beans?

It's Friday again

Disinfectant and lots of it. Dip the little cherubs in it before you touch them 👍

You forgot lying

Especially black socks with sandals or bloody Crocs.

Blame the voters of Frodsham and Helsby for giving a toxic piece of shit a voice. Without them nobody would have ever heard of her. They should all be ashamed of themselves.

Wow, are you saying he lied?

Does the guy on the left use the other one to wipe his bum with?

There's a familiarity with that photo. Just can't think where I've seen it before.

No matter what the hair colour is, it's what's underneath that's important.
You can't hide it.

It will probably be called Tory Ground Frost Lite and they won't work in bad weather.

Knocks at door
Excuse me for asking but are you foreign
"Yes"
Jolly good, would you like to come with me
"No, I've got some scones in the oven"
Ah, no problem, sorry to have troubled you. Thank you ever so much.

That looks like something slasher brought back up.

The bog roll fairies