I'll do it tomorrow
@itsnotbread.bsky.social
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Why do you hate our favorite president? ☹️
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Why do you hate our favorite president? ☹️
Did dad get shot in the ear too?
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Did dad get shot in the ear too?
Perhaps that is what the Peruvian snakes he was babbling about are for?
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Perhaps that is what the Peruvian snakes he was babbling about are for?
This is just a special military operation. Three days, tops.
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is just a special military operation. Three days, tops.
Odd that all the nazis are republicans.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Odd that all the nazis are republicans.
Perhaps that's why he was babbling about Peru the other day.
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Perhaps that's why he was babbling about Peru the other day.
This is just a special military operation. 3 days, tops.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This is just a special military operation. 3 days, tops.
This war is about drugs poisoning our precious bodily fluids! Wait... I'm now hearing it's about Venezuela's imperial oppression of the US.
-Fox News editorial room
-Fox News editorial room
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This war is about drugs poisoning our precious bodily fluids! Wait... I'm now hearing it's about Venezuela's imperial oppression of the US.
-Fox News editorial room
-Fox News editorial room
They're thinking better Venezuela than us.
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They're thinking better Venezuela than us.
Drugs? Venezuelan imperialism? 🤷
World Cup gonna be awkward.
World Cup gonna be awkward.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Drugs? Venezuelan imperialism? 🤷
World Cup gonna be awkward.
World Cup gonna be awkward.
FIFA or OPEC?
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
FIFA or OPEC?
Think of how awkward the World Cup will be when we're at war with all of South America.
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Think of how awkward the World Cup will be when we're at war with all of South America.
Wait, I thought this was about drugs? Now it's about Venezuela's imperialist oppression of the US?
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wait, I thought this was about drugs? Now it's about Venezuela's imperialist oppression of the US?
Won't a war with South America make the world cup a wee bit awkward?
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Won't a war with South America make the world cup a wee bit awkward?
Trump gets distracted by a woman in the crowd he says looks like Ivanka and has her turn for the cameras
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
She looks like Ivanka. Many people are saying.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
She looks like Ivanka. Many people are saying.
Venezuela invaded epstein's island is what I'm hearing.
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Venezuela invaded epstein's island is what I'm hearing.
Did Venezuela take epstein's island? Is that why he's so wound up?
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Did Venezuela take epstein's island? Is that why he's so wound up?
That ridiculous gun is doing a lot of compensating
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That ridiculous gun is doing a lot of compensating
He's a handsome little devil, eh?
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He's a handsome little devil, eh?
C'mon now. He only follows them for the nazis sitting on couches pics.
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
C'mon now. He only follows them for the nazis sitting on couches pics.