Alex Power[s]
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itsnotaboutthecell.com
Alex Power[s]
@itsnotaboutthecell.com
I spend my days crunching numbers and my nights torturing a wife and cats with the sound of keystrokes. Opinions are my own. #MicrosoftEmployee

Co-organizer: Saint Louis Microsoft Fabric / Power BI @ https://aka.ms/fabricstl

Data | Guitar | Pro-Wrestling
I’d try that shake in a heart beat lol.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Da Bears!

I enjoy everyone thinking we’re cooked every week. Plausible deniability lol.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Was fun when he realized he couldn’t save Christian music and left that crazy megachurch.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Who says shitposting doesn’t pay off. Congrats Dare!
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Life changing aren’t they.
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What kind of skating? Scooting around a park? Aggressive skating (bowls and rails)?

Cc the wife/expert roller skater: @melissapowers.bsky.social :)
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ok, this one looks like a winner and is reasonable too if it becomes super popular.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
500 subscriber limit. Which I don’t mind, I don’t plan on hosting 500 people at our Microsoft Center.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Glad to read Reddit for the win!
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well that’s bleak.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Can’t believe you skipped out on the boxed sandwiches! This time with extra bread!
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Silent? But deadly maybe?
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s true though right?
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Don’t look at your Authenticator apps login attempts history lol.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
OD/SP - the modern data lake for the business.

Love shortcuts and materialized lake views.
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM