Soundtrack includes: Christmas in Hollis, Let It Snow, Winter Wonderland.
Times the word "Christmas" is said: 18
Protag's wife's name: Holly
Is at any point a terrorist's corpse dressed up as Santa?: Yes
Happily disregarding this verdict.
Times the word "Christmas" is said: 18
Protag's wife's name: Holly
Is at any point a terrorist's corpse dressed up as Santa?: Yes
Happily disregarding this verdict.
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Soundtrack includes: Christmas in Hollis, Let It Snow, Winter Wonderland.
Times the word "Christmas" is said: 18
Protag's wife's name: Holly
Is at any point a terrorist's corpse dressed up as Santa?: Yes
Happily disregarding this verdict.
Times the word "Christmas" is said: 18
Protag's wife's name: Holly
Is at any point a terrorist's corpse dressed up as Santa?: Yes
Happily disregarding this verdict.
I am more than happy to ship international! You have been added to the prize draw my friend, I'll be picking a name out of a hat later.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am more than happy to ship international! You have been added to the prize draw my friend, I'll be picking a name out of a hat later.
"I can't even imagine how you must be filling right now"
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"I can't even imagine how you must be filling right now"
Wow I found these really overpowering of overcoming of!
October 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wow I found these really overpowering of overcoming of!
Thank you very kind ☺️
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thank you very kind ☺️
No: whilst I do not encourage this act, it was surprisingly okay 👍
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No: whilst I do not encourage this act, it was surprisingly okay 👍
Coolest I've ever looked
October 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Coolest I've ever looked
The thought of gravy so thick you have to PIPE it on makes me feel every single negative emotion besides jealousy.
October 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The thought of gravy so thick you have to PIPE it on makes me feel every single negative emotion besides jealousy.
Omg. I must own this.
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Omg. I must own this.
Cheers, that was in Vesuvio Cafe, San Francisco ✌️
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Cheers, that was in Vesuvio Cafe, San Francisco ✌️
It involves Kung Fu Panda, Jeffrey Dahmer, and this pic of me
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It involves Kung Fu Panda, Jeffrey Dahmer, and this pic of me
The second law of thermodynamics states that “as one goes forward in time, the net Jeff Crump of any isolated or closed system will always increase"
September 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The second law of thermodynamics states that “as one goes forward in time, the net Jeff Crump of any isolated or closed system will always increase"