Auth3ntic_d3z
@itsjustd3z.bsky.social
She/they
Bsky Jester 🃏
🩷💜💙/🩷💛💙 (can we get more flag emojis pls)
Bsky Jester 🃏
🩷💜💙/🩷💛💙 (can we get more flag emojis pls)
Pinned
Guess I’ll take a crack at this, again*clears throat*
Hi, I’m Dez
I look like this> (⌐■_■)
Things I like/do
✜ Music
✜ Indie games (Hollow knight,Cuphead,Minute of Islands, Celeste, etc.)
✜ Art
✜ Journaling
✜ Watching anime, shows, and films
✜ Making content (YT,TT)
✜ Dancing
✜ Singing
#promosky
Hi, I’m Dez
I look like this> (⌐■_■)
Things I like/do
✜ Music
✜ Indie games (Hollow knight,Cuphead,Minute of Islands, Celeste, etc.)
✜ Art
✜ Journaling
✜ Watching anime, shows, and films
✜ Making content (YT,TT)
✜ Dancing
✜ Singing
#promosky
“The lady she talkin bout been dead for 20 yrs. The situation happened about 42 yrs ago…”
Gosh, gettin old sounds like a hassle. I hope I don’t have anything left unsaid by then.
Gosh, gettin old sounds like a hassle. I hope I don’t have anything left unsaid by then.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“The lady she talkin bout been dead for 20 yrs. The situation happened about 42 yrs ago…”
Gosh, gettin old sounds like a hassle. I hope I don’t have anything left unsaid by then.
Gosh, gettin old sounds like a hassle. I hope I don’t have anything left unsaid by then.
Good morrow 🌞 everyone. The week’s end is almost upon us. Have a fantastic Friday.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good morrow 🌞 everyone. The week’s end is almost upon us. Have a fantastic Friday.
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j cole look like a shroomish
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
j cole look like a shroomish
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Getting your girlfriend snacks and drinks after totally destroying her ass in bed. 🙂↕️
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Getting your girlfriend snacks and drinks after totally destroying her ass in bed. 🙂↕️
Don’t let anyone erase your story because they feel that’s the only way to write theirs
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Don’t let anyone erase your story because they feel that’s the only way to write theirs
I recently learned about the absurdity of LinkedIn, making this even more hilarious
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I recently learned about the absurdity of LinkedIn, making this even more hilarious
Chat, I haven’t looked at my #spotifywrapped yet. Should I?
For context, I saw someone saying u aren’t down for several movements if u look at music summaries, cuz they use #ai.
For context, I saw someone saying u aren’t down for several movements if u look at music summaries, cuz they use #ai.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Chat, I haven’t looked at my #spotifywrapped yet. Should I?
For context, I saw someone saying u aren’t down for several movements if u look at music summaries, cuz they use #ai.
For context, I saw someone saying u aren’t down for several movements if u look at music summaries, cuz they use #ai.
VA is so bitch-made. They jump at the mere conjecture of nontemperate weather. The very idea of snow makes tire-popping salt rocks appear on the road.
It’s not gonna snow. ಠ_ಠ
It’s not gonna snow. ಠ_ಠ
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
VA is so bitch-made. They jump at the mere conjecture of nontemperate weather. The very idea of snow makes tire-popping salt rocks appear on the road.
It’s not gonna snow. ಠ_ಠ
It’s not gonna snow. ಠ_ಠ
Hey yall 👋🏽 I been workin all day. No good morrow ):
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey yall 👋🏽 I been workin all day. No good morrow ):
Stan #hellokittyislandadventure
It’s my headcanon that Hello Kitty is fake and feelin herself cuz she’s the face of Sanrio
It’s my headcanon that Hello Kitty is fake and feelin herself cuz she’s the face of Sanrio
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Stan #hellokittyislandadventure
It’s my headcanon that Hello Kitty is fake and feelin herself cuz she’s the face of Sanrio
It’s my headcanon that Hello Kitty is fake and feelin herself cuz she’s the face of Sanrio
“I just turned a little and it felt like my spine broke in half”
dude-if my family is nothing else, they’re funny
dude-if my family is nothing else, they’re funny
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“I just turned a little and it felt like my spine broke in half”
dude-if my family is nothing else, they’re funny
dude-if my family is nothing else, they’re funny
A police truck followed me for a few miles. Felt just like this
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A police truck followed me for a few miles. Felt just like this
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i dont think unless thinken to
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i dont think unless thinken to
We’ve been at Denny’s for the longest and the lady keeps seating ppl and saying a random “she” will come get our order.
She is a stuffed animal in the corner. She doesn’t exist 😂 she’s not taking anyone’s orders
She is a stuffed animal in the corner. She doesn’t exist 😂 she’s not taking anyone’s orders
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We’ve been at Denny’s for the longest and the lady keeps seating ppl and saying a random “she” will come get our order.
She is a stuffed animal in the corner. She doesn’t exist 😂 she’s not taking anyone’s orders
She is a stuffed animal in the corner. She doesn’t exist 😂 she’s not taking anyone’s orders
You’re a side character in your own franchise 😐
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You’re a side character in your own franchise 😐
So I didn’t improve when it come to weight, and that’s okay. I’m in this program til April. Have a check-in late January. I will progress. I have to.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So I didn’t improve when it come to weight, and that’s okay. I’m in this program til April. Have a check-in late January. I will progress. I have to.
Good morrow 🌞 it is Wednesday my dudes
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Good morrow 🌞 it is Wednesday my dudes
I’m at my follow-up with the bariatric doctor. Hoping to have made the progress she wants to see. If she drops me, I’ll just keep working on my health my way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m at my follow-up with the bariatric doctor. Hoping to have made the progress she wants to see. If she drops me, I’ll just keep working on my health my way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
Thank you for calling 😊 all of our representatives are currently assisting OTHER customers. Your call is very important to us. The next available representative will be with you shortly.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thank you for calling 😊 all of our representatives are currently assisting OTHER customers. Your call is very important to us. The next available representative will be with you shortly.
Just helped my bf’s mom decorate 🎄❄️
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just helped my bf’s mom decorate 🎄❄️
I’ve never had eggnog.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’ve never had eggnog.
I SAW SOMEONE W THE COOLEST UMBRELLA!!
It looked smth like these but with 2 shades of gray, then black
It looked smth like these but with 2 shades of gray, then black
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I SAW SOMEONE W THE COOLEST UMBRELLA!!
It looked smth like these but with 2 shades of gray, then black
It looked smth like these but with 2 shades of gray, then black
“You’re not nice, you’re scared.”
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Learn how to stop being a #peoplepleaser with these 10 tips. #psychology
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December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“You’re not nice, you’re scared.”
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Luigi is back in court to see what evidence will be allowed in his hearing. Let’s hope for the best.
#criminaljustice
#criminaljustice
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Luigi is back in court to see what evidence will be allowed in his hearing. Let’s hope for the best.
#criminaljustice
#criminaljustice