@itsfergus.bsky.social
Mundane thoughts about things I encounter. A lot of: Edinburgh, rugby, and hanging out with my child. Silently reading your political takes.
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As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
It's impressive that the Celtic board have fucked up so much that even Martin O'Neill is speaking out against them.
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's impressive that the Celtic board have fucked up so much that even Martin O'Neill is speaking out against them.
Just got my first Voi bike. Definitely handy but can't tell if the bull and acceleration made it fun or mildly terrifying
a stormtrooper is flying through the air on a motorcycle .
ALT: a stormtrooper is flying through the air on a motorcycle .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just got my first Voi bike. Definitely handy but can't tell if the bull and acceleration made it fun or mildly terrifying
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
I spent two years doing a 'Graphics' GCSE, learning to do processes which phones now do in seconds with about one touch
I spent two years doing a 'Graphics' GCSE, learning to do processes which phones now do in seconds with about one touch
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Sorting letters and parcels by hand in a Royal Mail depot to be sent around the country to the point where I didn't need to think about it because my brain knew which pigeonhole or bin each postcode went into.
Sorting letters and parcels by hand in a Royal Mail depot to be sent around the country to the point where I didn't need to think about it because my brain knew which pigeonhole or bin each postcode went into.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
In my case, using plastic explosives to make shaped charges, to direct a blast in a certain direction.
In my case, using plastic explosives to make shaped charges, to direct a blast in a certain direction.
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
I spent two years doing a 'Graphics' GCSE, learning to do processes which phones now do in seconds with about one touch
I spent two years doing a 'Graphics' GCSE, learning to do processes which phones now do in seconds with about one touch
Repeat of World Cup 98. I like it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Repeat of World Cup 98. I like it.
2 hour ceremony to pick some balls out of some buckets. It's going to be a long world cup, isn't it?
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
2 hour ceremony to pick some balls out of some buckets. It's going to be a long world cup, isn't it?
Scotland being drawn against Ireland for the third rugby world cup in a row has really taken a lot of excitement out of it. It'd be nice to have our hopes crushed by someone new, for a change.
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Scotland being drawn against Ireland for the third rugby world cup in a row has really taken a lot of excitement out of it. It'd be nice to have our hopes crushed by someone new, for a change.
I've started running around the Holyrood Park high road every week or two. It reopens to traffic at 9:30 3 days a week, meaning me and the other runners/dog walkers have to hop onto the pavement... but I've never seen a car actually go round at that time? Why does it have to open so early?
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I've started running around the Holyrood Park high road every week or two. It reopens to traffic at 9:30 3 days a week, meaning me and the other runners/dog walkers have to hop onto the pavement... but I've never seen a car actually go round at that time? Why does it have to open so early?
I don't get why people hate Black Friday, it's the perfect reminder of all the marketing emails you need to unsubscribe from
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I don't get why people hate Black Friday, it's the perfect reminder of all the marketing emails you need to unsubscribe from
How good is it that the Scotland game was on terrestrial television. Those goals were subscription free.
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
How good is it that the Scotland game was on terrestrial television. Those goals were subscription free.
Just a grown man failing to sleep because he's thinking of the number of setbacks Kieran Tierney has faced on the journey to sending his country to the World Cup
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just a grown man failing to sleep because he's thinking of the number of setbacks Kieran Tierney has faced on the journey to sending his country to the World Cup
My 4yo got out of bed when she heard me celebrate that McTominay goal. She said it was a "good score." She will have no clue what's happening but I cannot wait to try and explain in the morning.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My 4yo got out of bed when she heard me celebrate that McTominay goal. She said it was a "good score." She will have no clue what's happening but I cannot wait to try and explain in the morning.
I am boycotting Red Bull until they offer Gregor Townsend a full time role.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am boycotting Red Bull until they offer Gregor Townsend a full time role.
Niche chat and all anecdotal, but I grew up in Cumbria around the time of the fox hunting ban and it was quite a fierce divide/debate at times. Yesterday the police arrested some illegal fox hunters and the comments on Facebook are entirely aggressively against the "hunters".
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Niche chat and all anecdotal, but I grew up in Cumbria around the time of the fox hunting ban and it was quite a fierce divide/debate at times. Yesterday the police arrested some illegal fox hunters and the comments on Facebook are entirely aggressively against the "hunters".
Get the Trainspotting meme ready.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Get the Trainspotting meme ready.
Liquid television. What a show.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Liquid television. What a show.
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What can you give your mate who’s desperately upset on missing out on the Nobel Peace Prize?
FIFA announce new peace prize to be handed out in * can I shock you * Washington 🙀
FIFA announce new peace prize to be handed out in * can I shock you * Washington 🙀
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What can you give your mate who’s desperately upset on missing out on the Nobel Peace Prize?
FIFA announce new peace prize to be handed out in * can I shock you * Washington 🙀
FIFA announce new peace prize to be handed out in * can I shock you * Washington 🙀
So much of this article spoke to me. We do Junior Parkrun. We always finish near the end, but my 4yo never cares. She doesn't care about PBs. I've learned so much about parenting her, and running more generally.
A moment that changed me: I hated running – until I saw it through my daughter’s eyes
She was five when I first took her to a junior parkrun and I was amazed at her attitude and ability. After a lifetime of seeing exercise as punishment, I could suddenly appreciate it
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So much of this article spoke to me. We do Junior Parkrun. We always finish near the end, but my 4yo never cares. She doesn't care about PBs. I've learned so much about parenting her, and running more generally.
How do football managers pick their branded outfit? Did Martin O'Neill turn up at Celtic Park yesterday and do a supermarket sweep round the Club Store?
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How do football managers pick their branded outfit? Did Martin O'Neill turn up at Celtic Park yesterday and do a supermarket sweep round the Club Store?
My daughter revealed her school are doing a "Christmas show". She's very excited, apparently it's about "Godzilla giving someone a baby."
She is going to be so disappointed at the first nativity rehearsal
She is going to be so disappointed at the first nativity rehearsal
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My daughter revealed her school are doing a "Christmas show". She's very excited, apparently it's about "Godzilla giving someone a baby."
She is going to be so disappointed at the first nativity rehearsal
She is going to be so disappointed at the first nativity rehearsal
Convicted domestic abuser claims *quitting job* was "biggest mistake of his life" 🤯
www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-...
www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-...
Stuart Hogg on retirement mistake and Montpellier reset
Ex-Scotland captain Stuart Hogg says he retired to save his marriage but the decision was the
www.bbc.com
October 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Convicted domestic abuser claims *quitting job* was "biggest mistake of his life" 🤯
www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-...
www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-...
Che Adams 2026 World Cup top scorer. Heard it here first.
October 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Che Adams 2026 World Cup top scorer. Heard it here first.
Stephen, Celia, and the Joe's would be a formidable alliance (and great TV), but they're all too sensible to trust anyone enough to let that happen #CelebrityTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Stephen, Celia, and the Joe's would be a formidable alliance (and great TV), but they're all too sensible to trust anyone enough to let that happen #CelebrityTraitors
When the second Simpsons film comes out in 2027, the same amount of time will have past between it and the first Simpsons movie, as had past between the first Simpsons movie and the first episode of the Simpsons. Which makes me feel weirdly old?
September 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When the second Simpsons film comes out in 2027, the same amount of time will have past between it and the first Simpsons movie, as had past between the first Simpsons movie and the first episode of the Simpsons. Which makes me feel weirdly old?
The URC, rugby's greatest club competition, returns today 😍. One of its greatest novelties is that every match is shown on the same, relatively affordable, platform.
September 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The URC, rugby's greatest club competition, returns today 😍. One of its greatest novelties is that every match is shown on the same, relatively affordable, platform.