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jackie laser crashing out after working outside 8-8 everyday for the past month. i don’t know if she’s getting that promotion but she’s definitely getting best baby title at home
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
jackie laser crashing out after working outside 8-8 everyday for the past month. i don’t know if she’s getting that promotion but she’s definitely getting best baby title at home
get you a partner who looks at you like spanish people look at ham
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
get you a partner who looks at you like spanish people look at ham
very there will be blood vibes
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
very there will be blood vibes
stay💃🏻salty💃🏻and💃🏻die💃🏻mad💃🏻about 💃🏻it
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
stay💃🏻salty💃🏻and💃🏻die💃🏻mad💃🏻about 💃🏻it
more believable if he said stupid instead of tired
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
more believable if he said stupid instead of tired
update: the 3rd grade moms posted this in the chat & im officially scared
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
update: the 3rd grade moms posted this in the chat & im officially scared
ulysses skibidi paps giving you big cat energy for this caturday
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ulysses skibidi paps giving you big cat energy for this caturday
perfect weather in spain…me enjoying a nice patio lunch…what in the goddamn fuck for fucks sake
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
perfect weather in spain…me enjoying a nice patio lunch…what in the goddamn fuck for fucks sake
gentle parental reminder to go on & get your kid’s halloween gear so they don’t end up with the last minute bunk stuff
September 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
gentle parental reminder to go on & get your kid’s halloween gear so they don’t end up with the last minute bunk stuff
jacqueline found herself a hassle-free bodyguard
September 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
jacqueline found herself a hassle-free bodyguard
your lonely aunt on the house boat about to puke
September 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
your lonely aunt on the house boat about to puke
guy guys guys. can we all just stop for a second & think about what all this is doing to meghan
September 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
guy guys guys. can we all just stop for a second & think about what all this is doing to meghan
way to give yourself a better body bro
September 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
way to give yourself a better body bro
all of us rn considering everything
September 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
all of us rn considering everything
ready to wreck some little kids day with some gnarly head on collisions
September 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ready to wreck some little kids day with some gnarly head on collisions
if you haven’t burned or buried these from childhood they’d make a good jd voodoo doll
August 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
if you haven’t burned or buried these from childhood they’d make a good jd voodoo doll
god her poor husband probably can’t even enjoy a sweet treat with out getting called a homophobic slur
August 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
god her poor husband probably can’t even enjoy a sweet treat with out getting called a homophobic slur
guys guys guys our government would never lie to us & trumps a buffoon but would never be desperate enough to conspire to do something like that to stay out of prison
August 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
guys guys guys our government would never lie to us & trumps a buffoon but would never be desperate enough to conspire to do something like that to stay out of prison
way to keep it honest spain
August 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
way to keep it honest spain
serving excellence this caturday
August 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
serving excellence this caturday
new favorite misuse of air quotes dropped
July 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
new favorite misuse of air quotes dropped
helmans slutting out in spain doing too much
July 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
helmans slutting out in spain doing too much