Jack da Dogfather
@itsajack.bsky.social
I want to be better today than I was in my 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
You're probably right and I could check, but I really don't want to do it. Basically, they both suck and need to go.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You're probably right and I could check, but I really don't want to do it. Basically, they both suck and need to go.
Didn't they make it back in the 80s/90s when that guy from Georgetown played for them? Gods! My memory is terrible. He always wore a gray shirt under his tank.
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Didn't they make it back in the 80s/90s when that guy from Georgetown played for them? Gods! My memory is terrible. He always wore a gray shirt under his tank.
My memory is pretty bad, generally, but I believe that he supported Schumer and his agreement to end the shutdown on a handshake deal.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My memory is pretty bad, generally, but I believe that he supported Schumer and his agreement to end the shutdown on a handshake deal.
Good for him. Can we take 2 years to tell him thanks and then just give up on telling him because it's a secret?
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Good for him. Can we take 2 years to tell him thanks and then just give up on telling him because it's a secret?
I've only seen the Naked Gun movie and it was pretty good. Thanks for the list. Keeping up with movies hasn't been a priority and it's time to get back to it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've only seen the Naked Gun movie and it was pretty good. Thanks for the list. Keeping up with movies hasn't been a priority and it's time to get back to it.
Wow. Jeffries actually did something. This doesn't make up for him caving and giving up any real hope they had of getting this through when he bent over and ended the shutdown.
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wow. Jeffries actually did something. This doesn't make up for him caving and giving up any real hope they had of getting this through when he bent over and ended the shutdown.
If he refuses to bring it to a vote, 218 of you need to remove his spineless ass from the speakership.
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If he refuses to bring it to a vote, 218 of you need to remove his spineless ass from the speakership.
May the joy stay with you. Happy Anniversary.
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
May the joy stay with you. Happy Anniversary.
Oh? I guess so. Apologies. My step daughter does fodmap eating. Maybe she knows of something; I will ask.
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh? I guess so. Apologies. My step daughter does fodmap eating. Maybe she knows of something; I will ask.
Sasparilla or rootbeer maybe? They both can be warmed if you do it slowly.
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sasparilla or rootbeer maybe? They both can be warmed if you do it slowly.
CNN is the Kevin Sorbo of "News." Sure, you know they once played Hercules, but now they're just a sad little asshole.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
CNN is the Kevin Sorbo of "News." Sure, you know they once played Hercules, but now they're just a sad little asshole.
Good for you for doing things for no other person than yourself! I hope to be more like you in my future.
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Good for you for doing things for no other person than yourself! I hope to be more like you in my future.
All of these assholes need to be deported to a prison in Venezuela.
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
All of these assholes need to be deported to a prison in Venezuela.
Stay away from the Turnip. With that exposed navel, he will be thinking of grabbing it.
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Stay away from the Turnip. With that exposed navel, he will be thinking of grabbing it.
This takes me back. Great band.
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This takes me back. Great band.
I'm feverishly contacting businesses around you (I'm assuming you live in Indianapolis for no real reason) to start mailing out their 24% discount coupons.
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I'm feverishly contacting businesses around you (I'm assuming you live in Indianapolis for no real reason) to start mailing out their 24% discount coupons.
That picture looks like a before photo of the Cinderella step mother.
Anyway, the link isn't working for me. Probs user error on my part.
Anyway, the link isn't working for me. Probs user error on my part.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
That picture looks like a before photo of the Cinderella step mother.
Anyway, the link isn't working for me. Probs user error on my part.
Anyway, the link isn't working for me. Probs user error on my part.
Febreeze is kinda funny, but it's also fun to say. "FEEEBREEEEZE! Fah tries. Fuhbraas. Fergie. Fiebruhs."
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Febreeze is kinda funny, but it's also fun to say. "FEEEBREEEEZE! Fah tries. Fuhbraas. Fergie. Fiebruhs."
Aww, man. I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week until that horror fades from my brain.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Aww, man. I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week until that horror fades from my brain.