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International Time Olympic Committee.
Public record of the Chronolympics.
Incomplete by design.
Public record of the Chronolympics.
Incomplete by design.
EVENT: Pummel Horse
STATUS: INTERRUPTED
LEADING ATHLETE: ███████
POLITY: PERPETUAL CANADA
ANOMALY DETECTED: LOW GRAVITY
“The horse does not touch the ground again. Recalibrating."
STATUS: INTERRUPTED
LEADING ATHLETE: ███████
POLITY: PERPETUAL CANADA
ANOMALY DETECTED: LOW GRAVITY
“The horse does not touch the ground again. Recalibrating."
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
EVENT: Pummel Horse
STATUS: INTERRUPTED
LEADING ATHLETE: ███████
POLITY: PERPETUAL CANADA
ANOMALY DETECTED: LOW GRAVITY
“The horse does not touch the ground again. Recalibrating."
STATUS: INTERRUPTED
LEADING ATHLETE: ███████
POLITY: PERPETUAL CANADA
ANOMALY DETECTED: LOW GRAVITY
“The horse does not touch the ground again. Recalibrating."
Agenda item added.
"RE: sudden decrease in gray mass (aggregate)"
"RE: sudden decrease in gray mass (aggregate)"
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Agenda item added.
"RE: sudden decrease in gray mass (aggregate)"
"RE: sudden decrease in gray mass (aggregate)"
This Branch knows about fossil fuels but does nothing about it. Let's try again.
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This Branch knows about fossil fuels but does nothing about it. Let's try again.
Anomaly detected. Trying new branch.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Anomaly detected. Trying new branch.
Reposted by ITOC
NIST's time services going down is less about "oh no things are going to break" (we are very resilient to muti-second drift even if people didn't have backups like GPS) and more about "oh no this is a crucial service we are being reminded has multiple underfunded and vulnerable chokepoints"
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
NIST's time services going down is less about "oh no things are going to break" (we are very resilient to muti-second drift even if people didn't have backups like GPS) and more about "oh no this is a crucial service we are being reminded has multiple underfunded and vulnerable chokepoints"
Heisenberg rebuffering
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Heisenberg rebuffering
Anchoring...
Anomalies detected. Cascade collapse imminent.
Cutting anchor.
Anomalies detected. Cascade collapse imminent.
Cutting anchor.
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Anchoring...
Anomalies detected. Cascade collapse imminent.
Cutting anchor.
Anomalies detected. Cascade collapse imminent.
Cutting anchor.
Compiling Ticker subroutine
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Compiling Ticker subroutine
Stabilized, but this is too early on the threads. Good effort but let's try again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Stabilized, but this is too early on the threads. Good effort but let's try again.
Load bearing threads identified:
+ Chicxulub impactor
+ Promethean discovery
+ The Collapse
+ Börte Üjin birth
+ 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice
+ Super Mario Bros 3 release
+ LHC Run 4 (2031 CE)
Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.
+ Chicxulub impactor
+ Promethean discovery
+ The Collapse
+ Börte Üjin birth
+ 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice
+ Super Mario Bros 3 release
+ LHC Run 4 (2031 CE)
Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Load bearing threads identified:
+ Chicxulub impactor
+ Promethean discovery
+ The Collapse
+ Börte Üjin birth
+ 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice
+ Super Mario Bros 3 release
+ LHC Run 4 (2031 CE)
Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.
+ Chicxulub impactor
+ Promethean discovery
+ The Collapse
+ Börte Üjin birth
+ 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice
+ Super Mario Bros 3 release
+ LHC Run 4 (2031 CE)
Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.
Initializing. Standby for snapback on the threads.
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Initializing. Standby for snapback on the threads.