James Scott of Ugie
@itma.bsky.social
Refugee from the other place
Am woke and queer as folk
Full confession, the picture is old
Very pro EU and anti Tory
Am woke and queer as folk
Full confession, the picture is old
Very pro EU and anti Tory
Welcome to my new followers
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Welcome to my new followers
Is there anything more pointless than skiing?
You go up a hill for the sole purpose of coming down again
You could have just stayed where you were
You go up a hill for the sole purpose of coming down again
You could have just stayed where you were
August 27, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Is there anything more pointless than skiing?
You go up a hill for the sole purpose of coming down again
You could have just stayed where you were
You go up a hill for the sole purpose of coming down again
You could have just stayed where you were
I have never got the point of jewelry
You dig something out of the ground, polish it to make it shiny and attach it to your body
Why?
You dig something out of the ground, polish it to make it shiny and attach it to your body
Why?
August 16, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I have never got the point of jewelry
You dig something out of the ground, polish it to make it shiny and attach it to your body
Why?
You dig something out of the ground, polish it to make it shiny and attach it to your body
Why?
It's the kind of day for getting in the lift on the first floor, pressing 1 and wondering why the lift isn't moving
July 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
It's the kind of day for getting in the lift on the first floor, pressing 1 and wondering why the lift isn't moving
Crikey I had 6 40 minute naps and full 2 hours sleep this afternoon
Constant need to sleep
Weird
Constant need to sleep
Weird
July 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Crikey I had 6 40 minute naps and full 2 hours sleep this afternoon
Constant need to sleep
Weird
Constant need to sleep
Weird
Living alone you talk to yourself
I like those shoes
You don't need new shoes
But they're reduced
You already have lots of shoes
Yes but they're my size, and they're reduced!
You are not buying those shoes ...
Standby for updates
I like those shoes
You don't need new shoes
But they're reduced
You already have lots of shoes
Yes but they're my size, and they're reduced!
You are not buying those shoes ...
Standby for updates
June 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Living alone you talk to yourself
I like those shoes
You don't need new shoes
But they're reduced
You already have lots of shoes
Yes but they're my size, and they're reduced!
You are not buying those shoes ...
Standby for updates
I like those shoes
You don't need new shoes
But they're reduced
You already have lots of shoes
Yes but they're my size, and they're reduced!
You are not buying those shoes ...
Standby for updates
If you think children enjoy having their hair ruffled, try doing it to an adult
June 12, 2024 at 1:26 AM
If you think children enjoy having their hair ruffled, try doing it to an adult
Wouldn't it be great if the best sex you ever had was measured in Uber minutes ?
June 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Wouldn't it be great if the best sex you ever had was measured in Uber minutes ?
Living with constant pain for months is very bad, I can doze off for 40 minutes or 1 or 2 hours.
On the plus side perfect training for election night !
Count my blessings one by one
On the plus side perfect training for election night !
Count my blessings one by one
May 29, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Living with constant pain for months is very bad, I can doze off for 40 minutes or 1 or 2 hours.
On the plus side perfect training for election night !
Count my blessings one by one
On the plus side perfect training for election night !
Count my blessings one by one
Just knocked my drink off the arm of the sofa
Heard mum say : I told you not to put it there!
Mum died in 2012
Heard mum say : I told you not to put it there!
Mum died in 2012
May 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Just knocked my drink off the arm of the sofa
Heard mum say : I told you not to put it there!
Mum died in 2012
Heard mum say : I told you not to put it there!
Mum died in 2012
That thing when you press start on the washing machine and remember mum always told you to have a couple of clean tissues in your pocket
April 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
That thing when you press start on the washing machine and remember mum always told you to have a couple of clean tissues in your pocket
I took my sister's kids to Morocco
Told the kids that the word for thank you was, shokran shuf zub
Told the kids that the word for thank you was, shokran shuf zub
April 4, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I took my sister's kids to Morocco
Told the kids that the word for thank you was, shokran shuf zub
Told the kids that the word for thank you was, shokran shuf zub
Did I tell you I once met Britain's most tattooed man?
He didn't actually say that, but it was written all over his ....
He didn't actually say that, but it was written all over his ....
March 30, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Did I tell you I once met Britain's most tattooed man?
He didn't actually say that, but it was written all over his ....
He didn't actually say that, but it was written all over his ....
TV advertising is great
Who knew the best place to keep your funeral plan is the shed in your allotment ?
The first place anyone would look
Who knew the best place to keep your funeral plan is the shed in your allotment ?
The first place anyone would look
March 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
TV advertising is great
Who knew the best place to keep your funeral plan is the shed in your allotment ?
The first place anyone would look
Who knew the best place to keep your funeral plan is the shed in your allotment ?
The first place anyone would look
Oh, yeel tak the high road
And I'll tak the low road
And we'll burst a load of car tyres
On the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond
And I'll tak the low road
And we'll burst a load of car tyres
On the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond
March 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Oh, yeel tak the high road
And I'll tak the low road
And we'll burst a load of car tyres
On the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond
And I'll tak the low road
And we'll burst a load of car tyres
On the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond
Things American people don't understand:
I can't go to bed without a fag in my mouth
Would you like me to knock you up in the morning ?
I can't go to bed without a fag in my mouth
Would you like me to knock you up in the morning ?
March 15, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Things American people don't understand:
I can't go to bed without a fag in my mouth
Would you like me to knock you up in the morning ?
I can't go to bed without a fag in my mouth
Would you like me to knock you up in the morning ?
On this day I was asked to give my date of birth full name and address and my email
I explained the situation and they said
We are a college in Scotland you might have a wrong number
I explained the situation and they said
We are a college in Scotland you might have a wrong number
March 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
On this day I was asked to give my date of birth full name and address and my email
I explained the situation and they said
We are a college in Scotland you might have a wrong number
I explained the situation and they said
We are a college in Scotland you might have a wrong number
In 2014 I defaulted on Wonga and 7 credit cards
4 have ceased to exist
One has bought the remaining debt for 5% of the original and tries the odd email
Never pay your bills !
4 have ceased to exist
One has bought the remaining debt for 5% of the original and tries the odd email
Never pay your bills !
March 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
In 2014 I defaulted on Wonga and 7 credit cards
4 have ceased to exist
One has bought the remaining debt for 5% of the original and tries the odd email
Never pay your bills !
4 have ceased to exist
One has bought the remaining debt for 5% of the original and tries the odd email
Never pay your bills !
I feel happy and optimistic today
Something awful is about to happen isn't it ?
Something awful is about to happen isn't it ?
March 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I feel happy and optimistic today
Something awful is about to happen isn't it ?
Something awful is about to happen isn't it ?
I bought a house called Dunroamin
Changed it to "Not in service "
Now I can always get a bus home
Changed it to "Not in service "
Now I can always get a bus home
March 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I bought a house called Dunroamin
Changed it to "Not in service "
Now I can always get a bus home
Changed it to "Not in service "
Now I can always get a bus home
I used to work in a shoe shop
It was chaotic
We were always at sixes and sevens
It was chaotic
We were always at sixes and sevens
March 7, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I used to work in a shoe shop
It was chaotic
We were always at sixes and sevens
It was chaotic
We were always at sixes and sevens
Who was the fake professor who told me on TV covid would be over by march 2020 ?
March 7, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Who was the fake professor who told me on TV covid would be over by march 2020 ?
Not sure what everyone saw on TV tonight but one former soap star is looking a lot younger
March 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Not sure what everyone saw on TV tonight but one former soap star is looking a lot younger