Liz the Custard Goblin
@itchystitchesdesigns.com
*pudding enjoyment noises*
Anti-fascist goblin. Enjoyer of pudding, gaming, miniature painting, knitting, crocheting, beachcombing, casual wrasslin’ watching, and our stinkhound.
Anti-fascist goblin. Enjoyer of pudding, gaming, miniature painting, knitting, crocheting, beachcombing, casual wrasslin’ watching, and our stinkhound.
LFG!
If anyone wants to get me a “Get Well Soon” gift, I’m a 2X in fuck ice.
If anyone wants to get me a “Get Well Soon” gift, I’m a 2X in fuck ice.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
LFG!
If anyone wants to get me a “Get Well Soon” gift, I’m a 2X in fuck ice.
If anyone wants to get me a “Get Well Soon” gift, I’m a 2X in fuck ice.
Day 8️⃣ of the liver reduction diet. 1️⃣ week until surgery. Only 4️⃣ things left in the registry.
Help a goblin out, won’t you?
My reach is shit, so I’m very grateful for sharing. Please share.
Link in bio; links in thread. 💜
Help a goblin out, won’t you?
My reach is shit, so I’m very grateful for sharing. Please share.
Link in bio; links in thread. 💜
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Day 8️⃣ of the liver reduction diet. 1️⃣ week until surgery. Only 4️⃣ things left in the registry.
Help a goblin out, won’t you?
My reach is shit, so I’m very grateful for sharing. Please share.
Link in bio; links in thread. 💜
Help a goblin out, won’t you?
My reach is shit, so I’m very grateful for sharing. Please share.
Link in bio; links in thread. 💜
12 days left. The pre-op diet is brutal. I uttered the following words to my partner last night: “I am angry at your Chex Mix.”
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able but NOT on Friday, national strike day.
I’m also immensely grateful for sharing, so please share.
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able but NOT on Friday, national strike day.
I’m also immensely grateful for sharing, so please share.
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
12 days left. The pre-op diet is brutal. I uttered the following words to my partner last night: “I am angry at your Chex Mix.”
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able but NOT on Friday, national strike day.
I’m also immensely grateful for sharing, so please share.
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able but NOT on Friday, national strike day.
I’m also immensely grateful for sharing, so please share.
@abitaslim.bsky.social was clearly uncomfortable with Lil’ Faustus gazing into his soul.
January 23, 2026 at 6:46 PM
@abitaslim.bsky.social was clearly uncomfortable with Lil’ Faustus gazing into his soul.
Social media hiatus time; self-preservation in the face of major surgery sort of thing.
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able. I’m also immensely grateful for any sharing.
See you on the flipside. Take care, and keep fighting the good fight.
Links in the comments.
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able. I’m also immensely grateful for any sharing.
See you on the flipside. Take care, and keep fighting the good fight.
Links in the comments.
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Social media hiatus time; self-preservation in the face of major surgery sort of thing.
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able. I’m also immensely grateful for any sharing.
See you on the flipside. Take care, and keep fighting the good fight.
Links in the comments.
Registry/GoFundMe are still up. Please donate to either if you’re able. I’m also immensely grateful for any sharing.
See you on the flipside. Take care, and keep fighting the good fight.
Links in the comments.
TL;DR: Liz needs halp. Surgery is on 02/09. Registry updates: a thread!
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
TL;DR: Liz needs halp. Surgery is on 02/09. Registry updates: a thread!
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
Now my tourists have to dress as fancy cats too. Muhahah. #animalcrossing
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Now my tourists have to dress as fancy cats too. Muhahah. #animalcrossing
TL;DR: Surgery will be on 02/09. Registry update: a thread.
Please peruse my registry. If you can swing anything, I’d be grateful. If you cannot but can share, I will still be grateful. We’re nearing zero hour though, and I really need your help.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Please peruse my registry. If you can swing anything, I’d be grateful. If you cannot but can share, I will still be grateful. We’re nearing zero hour though, and I really need your help.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
TL;DR: Surgery will be on 02/09. Registry update: a thread.
Please peruse my registry. If you can swing anything, I’d be grateful. If you cannot but can share, I will still be grateful. We’re nearing zero hour though, and I really need your help.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Please peruse my registry. If you can swing anything, I’d be grateful. If you cannot but can share, I will still be grateful. We’re nearing zero hour though, and I really need your help.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 10 items left on the registry to purchase!
I just got the call; my surgery is on 02/09/26. I’m so excited, y’all, but I do need help.
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I just got the call; my surgery is on 02/09/26. I’m so excited, y’all, but I do need help.
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 10 items left on the registry to purchase!
I just got the call; my surgery is on 02/09/26. I’m so excited, y’all, but I do need help.
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
I just got the call; my surgery is on 02/09/26. I’m so excited, y’all, but I do need help.
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 10* items left on the registry to purchase: A Thread!
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 10* items left on the registry to purchase: A Thread!
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
💜SHARING is the biggest help, my friends. Ultimately, my reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
More like “SMH with fists clenched,” but sure…
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
More like “SMH with fists clenched,” but sure…
➡️TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 13* items left on the registry to purchase! A thread. ⬅️
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
➡️TL;DR: GoFundMe at 770/1405. Only 13* items left on the registry to purchase! A thread. ⬅️
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
💜SHARING is the biggest help. My reach and the algorithms are working against me, and I need your help.💜
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
#bariatric #wls #vsg #sleevegastrectomy #gofundme
➡️ TL;DR: GoFundMe has stalled. Please share or donate. Elaboration of GFM versus gift registry. Liz is No Greedy Bum: A Thread. ⬅️
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
➡️ TL;DR: GoFundMe has stalled. Please share or donate. Elaboration of GFM versus gift registry. Liz is No Greedy Bum: A Thread. ⬅️
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
SHARING is the biggest help, my friends.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Is MJF slowly making a mark out of me? 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Is MJF slowly making a mark out of me? 🤼♂️
TL;DR: Surgery! I need help with sundries, supplements, and supplies. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share and help expand my reach.
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
TL;DR: Surgery! I need help with sundries, supplements, and supplies. I am stalled heading towards my goal, so if you cannot donate, please share and help expand my reach.
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
GoFundMe status: 650/2000
Emptied my bag and took a photo for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
TL;DR: Most of my stomach is being removed. I need help with sundries, supplements, and supplies. Sharing is ridiculously helpful AND free!
GoFundMe status: 650/2000Image of registry yield for tax. Is it rude for me to color in it before surgery?
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
GoFundMe status: 650/2000Image of registry yield for tax. Is it rude for me to color in it before surgery?
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
TL;DR: Most of my stomach is being removed. I need help with sundries, supplements, and supplies. Sharing is ridiculously helpful AND free!
GoFundMe status: 650/2000Image of registry yield for tax. Is it rude for me to color in it before surgery?
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
GoFundMe status: 650/2000Image of registry yield for tax. Is it rude for me to color in it before surgery?
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Currently stalled at 620/2000. Just trying to get supplies for my bariatric surgery. I have both a GoFundMe and gift registry.
Please share. Donate only if you can. Sharing is a BIG help though.
Makeshift tannenbaum for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Please share. Donate only if you can. Sharing is a BIG help though.
Makeshift tannenbaum for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Currently stalled at 620/2000. Just trying to get supplies for my bariatric surgery. I have both a GoFundMe and gift registry.
Please share. Donate only if you can. Sharing is a BIG help though.
Makeshift tannenbaum for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Please share. Donate only if you can. Sharing is a BIG help though.
Makeshift tannenbaum for tax.
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
gofund.me/19848172b
Cannonball Fest was incredible, y’all.
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cannonball Fest was incredible, y’all.
For my muse @skankmar.bsky.social, I present Dick Slit Jones.
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
For my muse @skankmar.bsky.social, I present Dick Slit Jones.
Birthday request for next Tuesday:
Share, donate, or purchase. Please. All I want is to get back on my feet. We’re at 375/1000, folks, so please help a Liz out.
If you’re not into GFM, I have the following:
V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek
C:$/ElizabethMelchizedek
Fidget for tax.
Share, donate, or purchase. Please. All I want is to get back on my feet. We’re at 375/1000, folks, so please help a Liz out.
If you’re not into GFM, I have the following:
V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek
C:$/ElizabethMelchizedek
Fidget for tax.
September 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Birthday request for next Tuesday:
Share, donate, or purchase. Please. All I want is to get back on my feet. We’re at 375/1000, folks, so please help a Liz out.
If you’re not into GFM, I have the following:
V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek
C:$/ElizabethMelchizedek
Fidget for tax.
Share, donate, or purchase. Please. All I want is to get back on my feet. We’re at 375/1000, folks, so please help a Liz out.
If you’re not into GFM, I have the following:
V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek
C:$/ElizabethMelchizedek
Fidget for tax.
Still no movement from the GoFundMe, jewelry sales, or pet portrait comissions, so please share.
Jewelry prices vary, with $5 flat shipping.
Pet portraits are digital and $10 each.
Doge for tax.
Info in thread.
365/1000 donated so far.
Jewelry prices vary, with $5 flat shipping.
Pet portraits are digital and $10 each.
Doge for tax.
Info in thread.
365/1000 donated so far.
September 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Still no movement from the GoFundMe, jewelry sales, or pet portrait comissions, so please share.
Jewelry prices vary, with $5 flat shipping.
Pet portraits are digital and $10 each.
Doge for tax.
Info in thread.
365/1000 donated so far.
Jewelry prices vary, with $5 flat shipping.
Pet portraits are digital and $10 each.
Doge for tax.
Info in thread.
365/1000 donated so far.
I forgot to post my jewelry featuring upcycled Mardi Gras beads!
Shrimp Creole - $20
White Oyster Cult - $20
Crabby Patty - $25
Shipping is $5. Payment is via Venmo.
Shrimp Creole - $20
White Oyster Cult - $20
Crabby Patty - $25
Shipping is $5. Payment is via Venmo.
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I forgot to post my jewelry featuring upcycled Mardi Gras beads!
Shrimp Creole - $20
White Oyster Cult - $20
Crabby Patty - $25
Shipping is $5. Payment is via Venmo.
Shrimp Creole - $20
White Oyster Cult - $20
Crabby Patty - $25
Shipping is $5. Payment is via Venmo.
Let’s up the ante: DIGITAL PET PORTRAITS
Below are examples of my watercolor and India ink prowess, but let’s get some digital portraits going.
$10 for a simple, stylized, but expertly done pet portrait. You provide a high quality photograph; I provide a high res illustration for you.
Below are examples of my watercolor and India ink prowess, but let’s get some digital portraits going.
$10 for a simple, stylized, but expertly done pet portrait. You provide a high quality photograph; I provide a high res illustration for you.
September 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Let’s up the ante: DIGITAL PET PORTRAITS
Below are examples of my watercolor and India ink prowess, but let’s get some digital portraits going.
$10 for a simple, stylized, but expertly done pet portrait. You provide a high quality photograph; I provide a high res illustration for you.
Below are examples of my watercolor and India ink prowess, but let’s get some digital portraits going.
$10 for a simple, stylized, but expertly done pet portrait. You provide a high quality photograph; I provide a high res illustration for you.
Better photos of earrings at $15/pair: a thread.
Shipping is a flat $5, and payments are via V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek.
Shipping is a flat $5, and payments are via V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek.
August 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Better photos of earrings at $15/pair: a thread.
Shipping is a flat $5, and payments are via V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek.
Shipping is a flat $5, and payments are via V:@/Elizabeth-Melchizedek.