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there are no good people in the world and i am not one of them
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i support insisted suicide which is where i insist you do suicide
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
peace on earth goodwill to peace peace peace peace the newborn peace
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life so today stay home and masturbate
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i am not responsible for your behavior and i am not responsible for my behavior
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
many of you see me in a certain light vis a vis a lens of your personal experiences so please understand your disappointment is not my fault when i tell you that i am the famous celebrity mark zuckerberg
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
all i want for christmas is your two front teeth, give me your teeth, i'll take your teeth
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ladies, gentlemen, members of the press, and the american people watching at home, i have not been honest with you

in truth, i could have stopped anytime i wanted

i was not, in reality, addicted to the shindig
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
at the store, to the items in my cart

hush little babies don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
happy 30th anniversary to the film ferris bueller, released in the past
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i'm having my face surgically altered to be more frightening
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i would like to apologize for this tweet, it was unfair to accuse the beastie boys of being the villain when they would clearly have been the episode's musical guest and scooby would have rapped with them
now let's see who this netanyahu really is! ... THE BEASTIE BOYS?!
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
now let's see who this netanyahu really is! ... THE BEASTIE BOYS?!
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
your mom busted in and said what's that noise
aw mom you're just frightened it's the beast
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
georgie porgie pumpkin pie, lets his husband come in his eye
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
idk if any one here remembers that band nirvana from the 90s
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
judge: what do you have to say about being a murderer and doing armed killings on various and sundry?

me: what else could i be? all apologies

judge: what else can i say? everyone is gay

jury (together): all in all is all we are

me: all in all is all we are

judge: all in all is all we are
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
all i want to do is tweet about doing murder but here i am in court for doing murder and all in all it's a little frustrating
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i'm like rogue from x men because i use my hands to kill
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
buddhism
"you rely on things external to yourself to live a happy life? yeah you're clearly fucked in the head"
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
stinging all the frogs and screaming 'don't take me across the river' and they scream back 'we're not trying to' but i keep stinging them all anyway because i make a little bit of money on every dead frog
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this post is incredibly incisive commentary for a small group of english teachers and weird dorks
'it's time to roll up our sleeves and get some work done' i say as i pick up tweezers to move this pile of sand one grain at a time
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
'it's time to roll up our sleeves and get some work done' i say as i pick up tweezers to move this pile of sand one grain at a time
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i've lived a long and strange life and if there's one thing i've learned it's that when you're making a roux you can adjust the cooking time based on what you're cooking, so don't be afraid to try it at different stages and colors to see what best suits your dish
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
kiss me on the mouth

no not that mouth
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM