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@itbeeep.bsky.social
· Jul 15
did u know im a punkrocker yes i am :D
one of my favourite new bits is to face my shampoo and conditioner bottles toward eachother when im done using them and scandalously whisper "and theyre both BOYS"
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
one of my favourite new bits is to face my shampoo and conditioner bottles toward eachother when im done using them and scandalously whisper "and theyre both BOYS"
ah, yes. tapioca fettuccine. big fan
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ah, yes. tapioca fettuccine. big fan
every day i must confront the unfortunate answer to the question of if i can do basic arithmetic
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
every day i must confront the unfortunate answer to the question of if i can do basic arithmetic
how can a SPACE be.. bold... what do u mean by that
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
how can a SPACE be.. bold... what do u mean by that
feelin REAL cool about being in the top 0.09% of teddybears enjoyers this year
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
feelin REAL cool about being in the top 0.09% of teddybears enjoyers this year
wake up dead man iS SO GODDAMN GOOD IDFC
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wake up dead man iS SO GODDAMN GOOD IDFC
im like santa if discord is the north pole and every other social media is a shopping mall... those who get it get it
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
im like santa if discord is the north pole and every other social media is a shopping mall... those who get it get it
for an ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ i sure think about ⬛⬛⬛ a LOT
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
for an ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ i sure think about ⬛⬛⬛ a LOT
you cant KILL him, he has too many GADGETS
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
you cant KILL him, he has too many GADGETS
BUTTERED BREAD GOES SO GODDAMN HARDDDDDDDD
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
BUTTERED BREAD GOES SO GODDAMN HARDDDDDDDD
transformers: age of ultron
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
transformers: age of ultron
one time i tweeted every day for like a month and the first letter of each tweet spelled out a secret message and i never told anyone about it and then forgot UNTIL NOW
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
one time i tweeted every day for like a month and the first letter of each tweet spelled out a secret message and i never told anyone about it and then forgot UNTIL NOW
mark, this is GOOD NEWS. we can finally Be Bees
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
mark, this is GOOD NEWS. we can finally Be Bees
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE, 8.5/10 IT GAVE ME ANXIETY IN A GOOD WAY
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE, 8.5/10 IT GAVE ME ANXIETY IN A GOOD WAY
in desperate search of two guys named adrian just so i can torture one by calling him b-drian
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
in desperate search of two guys named adrian just so i can torture one by calling him b-drian
why tf do i have to suffer the indignity of reading such heinous passive voice misuse.. LET ME OUT OF HERE [a prison of my own making😔]
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
why tf do i have to suffer the indignity of reading such heinous passive voice misuse.. LET ME OUT OF HERE [a prison of my own making😔]
FAB FIVE FREDDY TOLD ME EVERYBODY'S FLY
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
FAB FIVE FREDDY TOLD ME EVERYBODY'S FLY
petition to have a delete key on my telephone. sick of fiddling witht he evil cursor. let me backspace but forward. forwardspace but in a deleting way
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
petition to have a delete key on my telephone. sick of fiddling witht he evil cursor. let me backspace but forward. forwardspace but in a deleting way
i have a PROBLEMMMMMMM omfg, redacted emoticon
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i have a PROBLEMMMMMMM omfg, redacted emoticon
ive started saying jiggery-pokery... in real life...
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ive started saying jiggery-pokery... in real life...
tab stop overusers my BEHATED
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
tab stop overusers my BEHATED
i didnt realise my day could be ruined by a single website being down but HERE WE ARE SMH
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i didnt realise my day could be ruined by a single website being down but HERE WE ARE SMH
am i going to have to make my OWN snoopy fanart rn...
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
am i going to have to make my OWN snoopy fanart rn...