𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕻𝖎𝖙 🪞
@istgimnotpitoo.bsky.social
RP parody account for the Dark-Winged Doppelgänger born from Kid Icarus: Uprising! Written by Echo.
Minors, interact with caution.
Lewd dudes, back off.
Minors, interact with caution.
Lewd dudes, back off.
"I feel eyes on the back of my neck..."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I feel eyes on the back of my neck..."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
//MUHUHAHAHA
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
//MUHUHAHAHA
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
"OI, I ALREADY GAVE YOU MORE ICE CREAM, STOP IT WITH THE BULLETS-"
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"OI, I ALREADY GAVE YOU MORE ICE CREAM, STOP IT WITH THE BULLETS-"
"I just remembered a question I needed some more answers on..."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"I just remembered a question I needed some more answers on..."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
"Uh... happy Air Riders day for you Kirby dudes."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Uh... happy Air Riders day for you Kirby dudes."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
"So... uh..."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"So... uh..."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
The angel had questions... but there's no time! She's got invisible bullets or something!
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The angel had questions... but there's no time! She's got invisible bullets or something!
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
"Woah!"
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"Woah!"
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
"GAH-!"
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"GAH-!"
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
"Yeesh. That sounds like it hurt..."
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Yeesh. That sounds like it hurt..."
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
//Muhuhahaha
thievery!
thievery!
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
//Muhuhahaha
thievery!
thievery!
Average Dark Pit snacks:
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Average Dark Pit snacks:
"DUH. I've kicked his butt before. In AND out of Smash."
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"DUH. I've kicked his butt before. In AND out of Smash."
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
Glares.
"Let's... not, talk about him."
"Let's... not, talk about him."
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Glares.
"Let's... not, talk about him."
"Let's... not, talk about him."
"Oh, how about you try searching in your nose?"
"No, I don't know."
"No, I don't know."
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Oh, how about you try searching in your nose?"
"No, I don't know."
"No, I don't know."
"Like... a few days ago? I don't have a watch.
I would say it's nice to see you again, buuuuut I didn't really like any of you."
I would say it's nice to see you again, buuuuut I didn't really like any of you."
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Like... a few days ago? I don't have a watch.
I would say it's nice to see you again, buuuuut I didn't really like any of you."
I would say it's nice to see you again, buuuuut I didn't really like any of you."
"I don't even know who that IS. And what I listen to isn't any of your beeswax!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"I don't even know who that IS. And what I listen to isn't any of your beeswax!"
A figure on dark wings flies in from the heavens. He flies juuuuust close enough to the Airship to get a good look at the king himself.
"Oh, it's just you." The dark angel inquired.
"Oh, it's just you." The dark angel inquired.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A figure on dark wings flies in from the heavens. He flies juuuuust close enough to the Airship to get a good look at the king himself.
"Oh, it's just you." The dark angel inquired.
"Oh, it's just you." The dark angel inquired.
"First: Not emo."
"Second: I'm here because I want to be here, tubby."
"Second: I'm here because I want to be here, tubby."
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"First: Not emo."
"Second: I'm here because I want to be here, tubby."
"Second: I'm here because I want to be here, tubby."
"Thought I smelled garlic around here. Of COURSE, it's this guy."
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Thought I smelled garlic around here. Of COURSE, it's this guy."
"Well. Yesterday was... something. Wonder if today will be a bit more interesting..?"
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Well. Yesterday was... something. Wonder if today will be a bit more interesting..?"
"𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘍𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺!" Chastised the voice.
Reattaching the bow, Dark Pit began shooting out dark arrows at the missles in an attempt to blow them all up before reaching him midair.
"Yo, K! I like you even more already!" He called out.
Reattaching the bow, Dark Pit began shooting out dark arrows at the missles in an attempt to blow them all up before reaching him midair.
"Yo, K! I like you even more already!" He called out.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘍𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺!" Chastised the voice.
Reattaching the bow, Dark Pit began shooting out dark arrows at the missles in an attempt to blow them all up before reaching him midair.
"Yo, K! I like you even more already!" He called out.
Reattaching the bow, Dark Pit began shooting out dark arrows at the missles in an attempt to blow them all up before reaching him midair.
"Yo, K! I like you even more already!" He called out.