dylan
@isntdylan.bsky.social
hiiii hi hello hi!!!
im just here to make silly jokes
they/them
im just here to make silly jokes
they/them
the shit they get up to in the worm larder would drive some internet people insane
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the shit they get up to in the worm larder would drive some internet people insane
going up to a star nosed mole and saying "ey girl what that nussy do"
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
going up to a star nosed mole and saying "ey girl what that nussy do"
hey maja would you forgive me if i said something insane about the star nosed mole?
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hey maja would you forgive me if i said something insane about the star nosed mole?
gooner of christmas future, shows you the goon grave
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
gooner of christmas future, shows you the goon grave
getting flashbacks to halloween
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
getting flashbacks to halloween
thank you forever for toronto
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
thank you forever for toronto
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
what i do with my weekends is none of your business and frankly i could do without the judgement
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
what i do with my weekends is none of your business and frankly i could do without the judgement
livid you brought this to the world wide web
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
livid you brought this to the world wide web
im glad you didnt die on the toilet, i have mixed feelings about seeing you tell the world you didnt die on the toilet but on the other hand i think this is your right as a toilet survivor
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
im glad you didnt die on the toilet, i have mixed feelings about seeing you tell the world you didnt die on the toilet but on the other hand i think this is your right as a toilet survivor
nothing bad will ever happen to the prostitute street team nothing!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
nothing bad will ever happen to the prostitute street team nothing!!!!
*thinks about various conversations weve had and things youve told me* i would also describe you as very honest
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
*thinks about various conversations weve had and things youve told me* i would also describe you as very honest
youve got that autistic swag it butters up all the art people
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
youve got that autistic swag it butters up all the art people
just think, you could go back to school, and none of your friends would tease you about it or bring it up in any way :)
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
just think, you could go back to school, and none of your friends would tease you about it or bring it up in any way :)
the person who feeds us hates this one weird trick to eat sink slop
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the person who feeds us hates this one weird trick to eat sink slop
big fan of this tableau
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
big fan of this tableau
you should get the little nicky boobs
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
you should get the little nicky boobs
asking the piercing guy for nipple piercings, when you take of your shirt they start to sweat "where...."
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
asking the piercing guy for nipple piercings, when you take of your shirt they start to sweat "where...."
excited to see you in toronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
excited to see you in toronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!